I think we should not only put bans on guns in the real world but also in the digital realm as well. Take guns out of Destiny, Cod, Halo, etc... and replace them with wet noodles.
/satire
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Grenades aren't guns. Nukes aren't guns. Catapults aren't guns.
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Only for Americans. Other countries who are not dumb enough to have mass shootings are still allowed digital firearms.
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Can we still rip each other apart like in Mortal Kombat? And what about melee weapons like lightsabers?
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Mr torgue does not approve.
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If you think you can get a hold of my real guns, just try my digital ones!