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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • The morning of my wife's birthday I handed her her first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a -blam!-ing wand! What do I want with a -blam!-ing wand?" "It's not just any wand," I replied, "It's a magic wand!" "Really?" she said. "What does it do?" "Why don't you give it shake," I told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words." "Okay," she said shaking the wand. "Abracadabra!" "-blam!- me, love!" I said, peering down the side of the bed. "You're not going to believe this." "What is it?" she asked all excitedly. I said, "You've just made all your other presents dissappear"

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