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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?

What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick. I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story. [spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]

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  • >be 5 >sit next to hot girl with a skirt >I look down >why am I in skirt >I be a boi >I take pants from my teacher(I have a towel so its OK) >sell skirt >sit next to girl >she bends down >not wearing panties >like what you see? >I puke,shit,piss,and cough up sketti >palms r shakin >hands r sweaty >who the fuçk left the heat on?

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