What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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The best and funniest way I can put this story is through the greentext way >Switched schools for 8th Grade >Met a girl that got me out of depression >She liked anime and yaoi >She had a best friend >They're still friends now >Girl's best friend was a hoe >Her ass was huge though >Even in skinny jeans >Traded numbers after third week of talking to her >Started to get to know each other >Sexual tensions escalated from 0-100 real quick >Started dirty rps and flirting >She could've been my first girlfriend >Could've fücked her >She said she masturbates to me >I said the same to her >Three days before Christmas Break >Girl best friend ruined our relationship >Girl hates me now >Goes to high school >Meets a complete replica of previous girl >Still have her number