[quote]Sometimes they call me names because I sexually identify as a door. I always get walked right through and tons of people push me around. What's worst still is I have a never ending erection that people always pull on just to walk right through me again. I get kicked because my hinges squeek even though I'm 29 years old. I just can't afford oil to maintain my rusty parts. So please all my fellow doors out there the oppression is real but I will always be here for you.[/quote]