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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChasePin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattyFez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow Two threads that need to be added. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72674691]Facials.[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72722808]K.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/JYeqx.jpg]Also, image[/url][/quote]Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*[/quote]So did I. ;-;[/quote]Now, now, all THREE of you posted the k thread. The latter of you just did so by quoting him.[/quote] Yay!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChasePin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattyFez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow Two threads that need to be added. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72674691]Facials.[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72722808]K.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/JYeqx.jpg]Also, image[/url][/quote]Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*[/quote]So did I. ;-;[/quote]Now, now, all THREE of you posted the k thread. The latter of you just did so by quoting him.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MattyFez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow Two threads that need to be added. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72674691]Facials.[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72722808]K.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/JYeqx.jpg]Also, image[/url][/quote] Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*[/quote] So did I. ;-;

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow Two threads that need to be added. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72674691]Facials.[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72722808]K.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/JYeqx.jpg]Also, image[/url][/quote] Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*

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  • Two threads that need to be added. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72674691]Facials.[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72722808]K.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/JYeqx.jpg]Also, image[/url]

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  • Also, [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72528662]a suggestion[/url] for the Epic Threads Section. Oh lawd there was a meme-reply to [i]everything.[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D[/quote]Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?[/quote]Yes it will, but don't worry; I'll be in the lead beating everyone else.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D[/quote]Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?[/quote] Carp is right, you can bet I'll be all over that like white on rice.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D[/quote]Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D[/quote]In the mean time, 2,400th post. Just 100 left :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote] Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote] Yes, lets get party.[/quote] >:/ I'm too lazy to fix it. [/quote] Dun worry, it's funny anyway.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote] Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote] Yes, lets get party.[/quote] >:/ I'm too lazy to fix it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote] Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote] Yes, lets get party.[/quote] Lol'd.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote] Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote] Yes, lets get party.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote] Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.

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  • Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.

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  • I clicked one of your pictures, forgot about it after reaing it, and tried replying. Am I dum?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wasupy02 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 Baird is cool. [/quote]I lol'd. Hard.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DecepticonCobra There is a name for posters like the OP, but we'll just call him...Squidward. [/quote] In a thread about the Zombie game DayZ: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."[/quote] I'm so confused, what?[/quote]Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. [/quote] In the event of a real zombie apacolypse, you get to be in my group. Lighten the mood a bit.[/quote] [Edited on 05.31.2012 7:48 PM PDT]

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  • [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71871604]ITT:[/url] OP was being silly

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door *PHEW*! Just took a massive du- I mean, update all over this thread! Tons of quotes added, new links in the epic thread section, all is well, beautiful, and just in the world.[/quote] ...Anyone else smell that?

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  • *PHEW*! Just took a massive du- I mean, update all over this thread! Tons of quotes added, new links in the epic thread section, all is well, beautiful, and just in the world.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72431440&postRepeater1-p=1]For the Epic thread section[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeclinedA1 How's your dog doing?[/quote]Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good. [/quote] A quote? I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.[/quote]

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