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Edited by Elbow Macaroni:
12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?
What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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19 RepliesI have a lot so get your popcorn Me: *walks into class* Friend: your in my advance guitar class right? Me: yea Friend: (says to girl) i told you Girl: I like your accent, say something. Me: something (I had to do it) Girl: say kangaroo. Me: kangaroo? Girl: YOUR ACCENT IS AWESOME!!!!! (I swear she screamed this as loud as she could and everyone looked at me) Some random girl keeps trying to sign my hand, every time I see here she's like: let me sign your hand. Me: no. This is still going on Girl: Are you British? Me: No Girl: You sure? Me: yes Girl: I think your lying Me: why would I be lying? Girl: because you sound British Me: I am not British! Girl: your lying Me: stop Girl: I'll stop if you admit you are British Me: I am not British! Girl: yes you are Me: I am going to punch you in the face if you don't stop Girl: you can punch me in the face of you admit you are British. Me: *walks away and never looks back* Me: *got haircut yesterday, had really long hair* Me: is sitting with a friend Girl: *walks by and sees my haircut* Girl: FINALY YOU GOT A HAIRCUT! (she screamed louder then the first girl when there's like 300 other people around) (Lots of people look this way) Me *facepalm*
