I have a lot so get your popcorn
Me: *walks into class*
Friend: your in my advance guitar class right?
Me: yea
Friend: (says to girl) i told you
Girl: I like your accent, say something.
Me: something (I had to do it)
Girl: say kangaroo.
Me: kangaroo?
Girl: YOUR ACCENT IS AWESOME!!!!! (I swear she screamed this as loud as she could and everyone looked at me)
Some random girl keeps trying to sign my hand, every time I see here she's like: let me sign your hand. Me: no. This is still going on
Girl: Are you British?
Me: No
Girl: You sure?
Me: yes
Girl: I think your lying
Me: why would I be lying?
Girl: because you sound British
Me: I am not British!
Girl: your lying
Me: stop
Girl: I'll stop if you admit you are British
Me: I am not British!
Girl: yes you are
Me: I am going to punch you in the face if you don't stop
Girl: you can punch me in the face of you admit you are British.
Me: *walks away and never looks back*
Me: *got haircut yesterday, had really long hair*
Me: is sitting with a friend
Girl: *walks by and sees my haircut*
Girl: FINALY YOU GOT A HAIRCUT! (she screamed louder then the first girl when there's like 300 other people around)
(Lots of people look this way)
Me *facepalm*
English
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get an accent? got it
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she's prolly flirting with you lol
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That accent story is the story of my life
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i wanna hear your accent now.
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What kind of haircut place can hold 300 people
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It was the day after in a different place
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Pretty sure you're british
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Are you British?
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*Takes out gun* Next person who says I'm British is gonna get shot!
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Are you from england? Its not the same.....
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Definitely British
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Are you British?
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K [b][/b]
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I think you are
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Sir, I know someone like that. [b][i]Run.[/i][/b]
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Wutta ladies man
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Oh god what did I read gross
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At least you don't have to live it