It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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internet kids....it's what they do. rage, run their mouth, repeat
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It was probably luke smith
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Internet badasses One squeaker said he would find me. I said ok I live in northern ky. How do you plan to come find me? Ride your bike? I proceeded to laugh and he quit
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Holy fck this is old
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What was his name if you don't mind me asking?
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one time when I was doing vog I joined when the group was at atheon and after I joined the party I quickly found out that the leader (who was holding relic) was about 8 and was taking command. "all right place a bubble at back then everyone walk in jump and fire gjallarhorn" "okay everyone out out out" i found it quite funny not sure if you guys do though
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Edited by Hansen11: 9/4/2015 11:03:14 AM"12 year olds" how to refer to anyone with a squeaker voice
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Why would you apologize, wouldn't you rather have some fun?
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Too much. The length of your post tells everyone how you really felt. It's a video game dude.
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When our group runs into that, it usually turns into a 'hey, so and so is tbagging... get him.' While results vary, they probably get tbagged 20-30 times in the match, resulting in my though that they must enjoy my as$ in their orb.
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Lol online gaming
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I was t bagged on Pantheon by two level 8's (both who didn't kill me). I killed them about 10 times after this and proceeded to tbag them after everytime. Got a message saying that I was a horrible person for tbagging little kids, I guess they were young kids playing. I told them don't start shit that you can't back up, they haven't stopped with the daily hateful messages. :)
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Its cool. I had a similar scenario a month ago. Well as a rule of conduct. After I ask why invite me to try and destroy my eardrums I go for plan A. I started up the match and when heavy came nova bombed the entire team before any of the tiny terrors could begin I blasted my trusty air horn in their poor little ears. Not once not twice. Think out of nowhere slam dunk off a breakaway in OT.i then usually leave the chat. I think its much more so crushing. Well continue the good fight!
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12 year olds know how to paragraph.
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And I quote "Inhale my d*ng enragement child"
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Id have reported him to xbox\psn for death threats, teach the little bugger
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Once some guy told me he was going to murder my family with a pipe wrench... If you ever go so far as to threaten someone in real life over a video game, you've got a problem, and probably need to go outside.
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I've had people say their going to kill my family many times. I politely respond "bitch I'm from Texas it's called castle law, calling the police afterwards is just a formality"
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I can assure you that not all young teens are like this. I'm sorry you met such an asshole.
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It is amazing people really care about tbagging anymore. I could careless, especially since I am not laying on the ground....hence where it really was meant to be so disgraceful. But now I am blue hovering ball. So it really looks like the kid just wants to stroke and blow your blue ball.
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Smh... Kids these days need a good äss wuppin...
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Man, that must have been a glorious feeling! That is way better then hate mail lol. To experience the random rage that got caused post match....priceless. GG sir GG.
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That's when you let him know you'll be his stepdad
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He obviously needs some parental guidance. Shouldn't be threatening to kill anyone, especially over a game.
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Edited by Loot Cave Rave: 9/4/2015 12:31:15 PMDon't worry, he is now in care. Mess with my homies, I ruin your life ;-) Also 'asunder' wins +1 internet rank I cam across an angry recently too - me and my team had a random with us for an I.B match. We were doing poorly. Burning Shrine and started inside, but against a team who knew exactly how to manipulate the sunshine. As I say, we were doing poorly. So I was getting annoyed at being wiped out every time I tried to see anything other than the grey walls inside and just couldn't do anything. I even tried building my invisi up (I only do PvP as a Hunter you seeee) and running out, but they just kept killing me. We lose. I have a terrible score, my worst ever. Message received from [the random on our team] 'Ur shit at this game dont bother playing iron banner ever again' Now I'm pretty downhearted anyway, having just suffered a horrible butchering, but this just kills my morale outright. I leave my friends party and invite him to a private one. Nothing. I send him a message asking him to talk to me. Nothing. He's blocked me. My friends message him and he says he was just angry at me for having a bad score but says he won't apologise. What happened next was just lovely. A mate goes onto this kid's stats on the app. Turns out every single stat that anyone could ever find is much worse than mine. He is a really poor player. So my friend tells him :D