It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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That kid should get arrested and dropped into the deepest hole of the earth, hahaha!!!!
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Some kid got mad at me after a Trials game (sounded not too squeaky, maybe early teens) and invited me to a party chat just to trash talk after the game. He said he would find me (since I leave my city in my bio, although Houston is very big and vague) and I was like "ok cool". He then threatened to come by my house every day and take a dump inside my recycling bin.
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Do the LFG troll on him. PM for more info.
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If I ever found my kid (in the future) playing these games and talking like that, I would leave him in an orphanage
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Welcome to the PvP community in ANY "FPS" lol that's normal these days. Sad
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Umm.. Why would you try to apologize to that little bitch?
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Lol why do ppl even do this? This is why some kids shouldn't get these types of games. They should just get a campaign only game. I'm 14 in 9th grade but I don't rage. I rage in a funny way lol
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He be that one kid who does mean things then spazzes when u do it back
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Edited by MASTUR CH3F 117: 9/3/2015 2:14:09 AMThats a normal day in crucible for me , if i could get a dollar for each hatemail and invites to party's where everybody is telling me that i will regret using " aimbots " i would buy an Xbox one right now ( no joke )
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Dude, i never got DDOSed till i played destiny... i happened 8 times in a week. Hasnt happened for about a month though.
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i have not once seen a twelve year old be that immature before, and i have run into at least 20-30 12 year olds in my destiny life and i know around 4 in real life that are completally chill
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Me too [spoiler]if you don't stop doing that to me, I'll tell my parents. Wah, wah, wah. Kids these days...[/spoiler]
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Congratulations you've managed to wind up a 12 year old [i]Slow clap[/i]
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Sooo Cute
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Once a 6 year old threatened to kill me
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Gotta love it!
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You little pussy
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You should report him for threatening to kill you
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[b]theGoldenTwinkie approves[/b]
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Msg this kid Player Wasted on Xbox one bother his 10 year old ass
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Edited by Slayer: 9/3/2015 1:30:00 AMSome little kid was sending me hate mail [u]mid-match[/u] because I blinked away from him whenever he tried to shotgun rush me. (which is all he did.) I knew he was a kid because he legit sent me voice messages as hate mail. tbh, I don't know why you tried to apologize. If they're all worked up, the last thing they care about are apologies.