It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Edited by pwningall: 9/8/2015 4:59:28 AMWow, this is why my kids don't play in chat without me being close enough to hear them. No closed or locked doors, mixed audio and if I catch them acting like a douche then they know that their online access will be restricted. Some parents just don't know how to raise kids now. To much freedom isn't good for children. They don't have enough life experiences to know how to react to many things yet. Edit: most kids don't seem to know this but it's quite possible to look at your internet history if your on my router as well... Even if you delete your internet history it's still there in my router's logs.
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You will rue the day I hit puberty.. Which will be soon after I clean my room.. And do my homework.. And chores... And have dessert I really love neapolitan ice cream with hot fudge itssss soooo good but your dead after... Whats this shit soy soy soy soy but wait soy contains estrogen.. estrogen delays the puberty.. MOM HOW AM I GOING TO KILL THESE TEABAGGERS IF I CANT HIT PUBERTY!
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Looks like the product of too much CoD shit
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Edited by Jamie Steel: 9/8/2015 7:20:31 AMPlease disregard. Accidental post.
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I got suspended from Xbox live because some little shithead got butthurt about me merking him. Hahaha kids these days, man.
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Wow what a spazz kids need to learn that when they are actually threatening to kill someone in real life, that person has every right to press charges if he/she feels threatened(all though most the time when it's just a kid making the threat, there's pretty much nothing to really fear) stuff like that can get them into some deep trouble
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This is why I'm not getting an Xbox id rather play on PS4/PS3 because most of the people there are older and more mature.
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Give him your full address and wish him the best of luck? I mean he'll have to ask his mommy to at the very least drive him, meaning he has to explain it. Aaand that's where the balls will be dropped and the kids just sit back down.
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I had a kid tbag me once while I was playing with a few friends. One of them defended my honor by killing him mid bag. After that it was all out war. Whenever we killed him, he got tbagged. After the match he sent me a message telling me we were all garbage and that he was going to swat us. That is a serious threat in the gaming community, and I did my part by reporting him to Sony. Found out a couple days later that his account was banned by Sony when he sent me a private message on the forum freaking out about it. Told him if he didn't stop messaging me I would report him to bungie. Never heard from him again.
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Cry about it to bungie and maybe you'll get the Fate of All Fools
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Kill him
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Why the hell did you take his party invite I could of told you what was going to happen, really you got what you deserve.....
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He was probably abused
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*cough* pathetic ....
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Great story hahah lol
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That kid is probably getting the hell beat out of him on the bus to school as we speak.
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This day and age man. I'm only 23 and when I was 12 I wasn't a -blam!-ing idiot like these kids are now. Talking about online games, which I blame the parents for allowing young kids to play online where the community is on the more mature language and attitude side. In real life they make me sick too.
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Etc....it's etc. Etcetera for short is etc.
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This is why the game should have been M
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Sometimes I'll intentionally antagonize a squeaker just to enjoy the phenomenal experience of online rage screams. I genuinely enjoy it
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Tbh most 12 year olds are not like this, this was probably an 8 or 9 year old because most 12 year olds are chill with these things because the are almost teenagers. my grimoire is in the 2900s but I consider myself a good crucible player and all my PvE friends are afraid to do rumble with me (in a joking way) I just don't get why grimoire matters.
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What do you expect from kids who listen to music bye Lil Wayne and Drake.
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Why the f were you apologizing to him?!
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[i]"You can pull up your pants now. I'm done -blam!- you" [/i] ~12 yr old who no scoped me once
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We share the same logic. Good.
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internet kids....it's what they do. rage, run their mouth, repeat