It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Gamer tag?
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Have you ever played Any CoD? I got threatened by a 10 years old for getting the shovel in the map origins, and it wasn't even PvP lol
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Trace via IP, triangle in, send letter to his parents... If he appears offline for more than a month you know he got his tailbone broke.
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Unhappy child. Feel sorry for him and move on...
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Well parents these days need to actually parent and not let Xbox or playstation raise their kids for them
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They shouldve thrown in an f-bomb and made this rated M for mature so only bad parents would let little kids play
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This is why I always tbag the crappt players. In hopes one will try to rage at me.
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12 year olds have dads.... Big hairy dads who have access to Internet databases and large hammers....
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Lol wow Ya i definently tea bag someone who previously tea bagged me.
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That's pretty hilarious
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kids nowadays...
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This is perhaps the most eloquently written post I have ever read. Thank you. Now time to get getto. Someone should slap the sh!t out of brats like that just once. That's all that it would take. Chalk one up to sh!tty parenting.
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Thats an awesome story , good old destiny community . Ive gotten messages , Ive gotten audio , Ive gotten all sorts of things, but hey its online gaming everyone tough lol. Thanks for sharing
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This is why there's a mature rating, not this game is for adults and there may be swearing, it's for for those kids! One of these days one of those ragers will find a hacker, and get on their bad side. Two rules in life I will always obey: don't -blam!- with people that handle your food, and don't go ape shit on complete strangers.
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Lol happens to me all the time
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And this is why contraceptives should always be used unless you are fully prepared to be a parent. Most aren't.
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Are you sure he/she is 12?
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Well there goes my faith in humanity. Right out the window it flew... Bye, faith in humanity! Seriously though, 12 year olds are too young to play this game and when they do, nine times out of ten, they're little dickwads.
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His parents should probably actually monitor what he does online. Definitely deserves no gaming for quite some time.
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And this my friends, is why we can't have nice things.
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Dude you better watch out, everyone knows a 12 year old's dad on the internet is a cop who will "kick your ass and then arrest you" he also probably knows karate and has over 300 confirmed no Scopes.
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Edited by CatMan Snowball: 9/3/2015 1:49:10 AMWow. When I was twelve, I would have imagined stuff like that from someone my age at the time. 2 years later and see the truth... A lot of extremely immature kids.
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I'm twelve, but I'm not nearly that salty lol. I usually don't yell on Xbox live, but when I do, my mic is just a bit too close to my face lol.
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And yet you collective primates keep squeezing out these precious little snowflakes at a maddening pace. So many laws regarding pollution, but precious few curtailing the monkey pollution epidemic.
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That is quite common, I had the same thing happen to me during a trial match.
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Why are people talking about the raid being delayed? Got nothing to do with the thread. Stop trying to cause an argument.