It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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This is some funny s$it.
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Kudos to the 12 year old. The fact he probably forgot about the tea-bagging just moments after your conversation, which made you actually come and write a long post about it ON TEH INTERNUTS, just goes to show who won this one.
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[quote]I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." [/quote] No offense, but I find it very hard to believe you went into this kids party, having a pretty good idea what you were getting yourself into, and took the high road with this BS, especially given the fact that you immediately come to the forums to post about it. *smh*
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I love being threatened; it immediately shows the stupidity and weakness of my adversary.
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Man, if I were you I'd invite that kid in my party anytime I did a hard raid and needed to let off some steam, wait until he died and proceed to tbag his dead body before kicking him. I'm not one to tbag unless it's done to me first as well, but man, that kid would get no break from me for being a hypocrite :P.
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Nothing a good spanking with a paint mixer can't fix. They've got great aerodynamics for optimal distribution of stingyness.
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Edited by Sad About it: 9/3/2015 2:43:20 PMwhy did you apologize???? i had the same thing sort off except my rager was french.. i just left the party and send him a message: [spoiler]GET REKT!!![spoiler]
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I cant see the point behind this awfully large wall of text. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Roflmao .
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Did he also shag your mam? About 23 12-year-olds have shagged my mam.
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This kid sounds like me
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I had something similar happen to me, here's what I did. I took an electric razor, cranked it up as high as it would go and held it close to the mic during the whole rant. The little twerp was raging so hard, I thought that his vocal cords would need to be surgically repaired. I just laughed my ass off. He sounded just like this clip, only higher pitched: https://youtu.be/2YYmS7NL3Po
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12 year olds are more dangerous than an adult, at least these days. They can be just as evil, but lack the ability to care about repercussions.
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Some whiney brats take a video game way too seriously.
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I was playing a game of elimination and the other team was working us over and I thought to myself man they are good. Then they start tea bagging me so I throw a grenade that kills all three and tea bag everyone of them. After the match I got messages from them but not normal I am going to type a bunch of bs, no they recorded their voice to talk smack. They told me I should drink bleach and that my mom should have had an abortion. You could tell by their voice they were lucky if they were 12 so I just laughed.
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Why did you apologize? Just make fun of him saying you enjoyed tbagging him and then leave before he can say anything ...
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We need the ability to record all party chats, for safety reasons of course
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Should of said that you like 'em feisty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'm 12 as well, if someone kills me and tbags me, I just find them and kill them and tbag them back, if he kills me again, he usually won't tbag and then that's it. There's no usual rivalry happening anymore. If I were to kill him again, I wouldn't do anything, I'd just move on. This is just a scrub who was mad that he got killed, we all have our ups and downs. There's nothing wrong with that, some people rage from time to time. But over ONE kill?!? There was no need to throw a hissy fit, plus like you said it was a lag fest.
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We was doing vog and some lil 12 got mad at is cuz my team just likes to have fun we dead at the Templar like two times. He was like if we don't do it this time I'm out. I told the kid to go ahead and leave he leaves the team and stays in the party we told him to leave the party also then he said that he was getting all of out shit that he knows a real hit man and was going to have us killed. Had to be the funniest thing ever
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Edited by michael: 9/3/2015 2:53:50 AMWow, way to help the stereotype bud. I'm 12 and I sometimes feel a little immature in front of the 15-21 year olds that I play with, then I see a post like this and I figure I'm fine.
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Edited by Esko: 9/3/2015 1:47:14 PMIm actually gonna start t baggin everyone. Im really overdue for a hate mail. Edit; might start using thorn and blink shotgunning to increase my chances
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Gamer tag?