It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Wow, that guy sounds [i]dangerous[/i]. File a restraining order. Fast. Or worse, he'll call up a hit man to take you out!
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When I got to the part about you apologizing to the kid who started crap with you, I cringed harder than I have in years. How does someone like you live with yourself? You bow, scrape, and present your throat to anyone you get in a conflict with, then you probably cry yourself to sleep wondering why your life sucks.
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Edited by improv64: 9/3/2015 4:29:43 PMYou really shouldn't have apologized. Well, maybe apologized for banging his mom 12 years ago or something. When the fire is raging like that the best thing is to pour gasoline on it for maximum lulz.
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Why did you apologize? I would have just started laughing at him. Someone T-Bags me they get worked the rest of the map. No questions asked. No Remorse
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Take satisfaction that he will probably still be a virgin at the age of 35.
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Was this on xbox because that is normal.
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My question to these kinds of posts is, where the hell are the parents? If I caught my kid screaming, yelling and insulting people on any video game, I'd walk over, pull the power cord out the wall/console and take it with me. More screaming and yelling would entail further punishment.
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Shame u can't punch someone through the headphones! 12 or not it would be satisfying to pop his little nose
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Jus report him buddy ... And ... You shouldn't have apologise to brats ... Even if you're wrong hahaha
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I T-Bag only when people use: The Matador Party Crasher +1 Thorn The Last Word Or when: I get t-bagged/danced on first I get spawn killed frequently (only happened once) I'm against a team that's trash talking.
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You should have recorded that audio and put it on YouTube.
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Classic. I was playing crucible recently so that I could level up factions before the ttk drop. After one game I received a psn voice message from a person who sounded like he was 8 or 10. He told me that I could suck his [testicles], and that I shouldn't be playing crucible w lower level players... and that I must have to play w lower levels to win because I am so bad. I did a text response to him to inform him that there are no level advantages in the crucible, making everyone equal, and that I was using a regular scout rifle. He responded with an apology. Here's the kicker for this childlike rant I received... he was on my team. A YOUNG PLAYER ON MY TEAM SENT ME A RAGE MESSAGE for a game we won... What!?!?
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Proper response is, "That's cute, little guy!"
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You should have called him a smelly poo, Probably would have burst into tears
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Send him an audio clip of the pull-ups song, "I'm a big kid now"! I do it all the time, makes people rage
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I'm 12 and I'm not like that I only t bag if I get a great shot or if you t bag me. A lot of these kids my age ruin it for me and others
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I want to play this kid so I can teabag him into oblivion. I want to get screamed at so I can ask him why he has no life.
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Lol more reason to stick to my destiny life lesson: " shoot to kill, leave none standing, no mercy, and never.... Accept random invites after a crucible match!"
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Report his ass. This is why kids shouldn't be allowed to play online games.
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I got threatened by a kid, he told me he knew were i lived and was going to beat me up so i played a soundboard of a 911 operator and he freaked out xD
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You must be new to gaming if this surprises you
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Ugh, that was a terrible story.
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You should scoop out his eyeballs with a spoon
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Said he just got threatened..... First line of the massive wall of text, says it was just the other day. Already -2 credibility. For contradiction
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It's disgusting 1. behavior on the kid's part 2. on the part of his parents and 3. being thrown up here for public spectacle.
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This is some funny s$it.