It was just another day in the crucible with some of my buddies when we came across a particularly laggy team. It was a thorn lag fest on pantheon. At the onset of the match a 32 titan camping in a corner runs up to me and quick scopes me at point blank range. He then proceeded to tbag me for no apparent reason, I was using a titan with all legendary weapons...
I was pretty impressed he was able to pull the shot off so I let it slide. Further on in the match and the game was tied at about 12000 a piece. I come across the same 32 who magically teleports from behind and manages to shotgun me. Yet again he proceeds to tbag me. I was tad bit angst at that point. So the next three times I saw him I squashed him and teabagged.
No I am not a fan of tbagging and this was probably the 3rd or 4th time I had ever tbagged someone. My logic was that if you tbag me im probably gonna tbag you back. At the end of the game he sends me 5 party invites in a row. My friends convinced me to join his party for shts and giggles. As soon as I joined my ear drums were basically torn asunder.
The poor soul, no older than 12, raged on and on saying I shouldnt have tbagged him and that I was bad for using a shotgun (please take in mind he was using a shotgun as well, was last on the leaderboards, had a low grimoire score, didn't have a single capture, and was likely controlled by the cold, ruthless grip of his prepubescent nature.) I tried to apologize and said things along the lines of, "Sorry I meant no offense, my fault, ect." But the poor child wouldnt stop. Never in my life have I witnessed a more hilarious rage fest. Before he kicked me, as I was apologizing, he said I was garbage and threatened to kill me, in real life, if he ever saw me in Destiny again. I just sat back and smiled. Gotta love being threatened by 12 year olds :)
Edit: For those of you saying that it was my fault for joining the party and i got what i deserved please remember that i joined as a favor for a buddy of mine who thought it would be funny if i did. We all had a good laugh after and no harm was done. We still reported the crap out of him though.
Edit 2: Wow over 900 replies. When i first posted i expected to get only one or two replies saying things along the lines of ur a fgt or you have weak knees or something.
Edit 3: Nearly 1000 replies dang momma would be proud. Just thought id clarify a bit further. This story is meant to entertain and enlighten. Im in no way attempting to complain or cry to bungie. I wrote this mainly to get a few laughs and just remind everyone how rough our community can be at times. On a further completely irrelevant note, if you're interested in playing with likeminded people on the 360 or xbox one msg me at BTtheChief. I play with a group of 30+ who are all great people and are fantastic to play with. Im always looking for more people to play with and havnt had much success with lfg. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Why are people talking about the raid being delayed? Got nothing to do with the thread. Stop trying to cause an argument.
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You posted this 90 minutes ago about a control pantheon with an entire team lagging using thorn? I think I was on your team.
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Who cares? All these kids with their crucible love letter stories. Like no one has ever received one before or has any clue what it's like to raged against. Stupid attention whore posts.
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I wish I could get more hatemails... only one so far from the 6 years of online gaming... Maybe I'm not trolling/tryhard enough...
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I hope that his own parents suffocate him with his Peppa Pig pillow and then they both proceed to jump out of his bedroom window for raising such a juvenile piece of shit.
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Only in this century does crouching in a video game offend someone.
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I'm 13 is it any different everytime I join a party no one calls me a squeaker I fact when they ask me how old I am I say 13 and they're like "really" and I say yeah and they're "I thought you were like 17 or something jeez and I don't really rage or tbag only when the lag is unbearable and there's that one dude who teleports and shotguns you. You know just get a little squat in there.
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Tell him that you'll tell his mother
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You should get your dad to fight his dad.
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I only rage when I get killed by "XxProMlgSniperxX" or "StarxWeedloverx"
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Nice wall
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He quick scoped u with a shotgun. Impressive, faze should get onto that guy.
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should of taken him to rumble and then buried him in his oshkosh b'gosh
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If it's on Xbox pm me his gt I live to troll people like that
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I'm just not sure what you apologized for. You did nothing wrong to be sorry for. If he's old enough to play the game and be disrespectful then he's old enough to receive it. Call it a life lesson. Learned it easy in a video game and not irl.
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Don't worry, he spared you by kicking you from the party. I think you could've actually died from the sound of his voice.
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Should have said "I love you too" and then left. Let the hatemail commence!
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Lol. It's funny because they learn this at school. So lol. And I know this cause I'm 16. I've even seen preppies swearing (hardcore stuff too.)
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He sounds like a CoD boy.
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this 12 yr old sounds like pretty much everyone on the forums
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4 words needed to be said: Alright, let's Rumble! Then invite him and 4 of your friends and make him your prison *blam*. [spoiler]Insert evil, maniacal laughter here[/spoiler]
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He has a crush on youuuuu!!!!
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Don't get swated, you don't want police at your door because you angered a little kid, lol
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You should have reported him. He sent death threats which are illegal
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That kid should get arrested and dropped into the deepest hole of the earth, hahaha!!!!