So I messed with someone with a foot fetish. Here's the conversation. Enjoy.
http://imgur.com/a/R15iK
Still working on it so try not h8 m8s.
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Bumperoni
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the only thing productive I got out of that was "can't spell Progress without Ogre" otherwise, 1/10 at best.
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.
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Are you 11? Jesus Christ you're such a fuking try hard. All you did is spam that guys notifications, and make it obvious you were messing with him. You're such a waste. You know I legit thought you'd do better from last time but I guess I expected too much from a poser. Bye now. 0/10 was not even remotely rekt 0/10 did not even smile 0/10 obvious troll was obvious
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Whoever it is you talked with, managed your stupid shit calmly. Kudos to them
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Ugh stupid picture won't load god dammit
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Topkek
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Edited by Xeno Local: 9/2/2015 4:30:28 AM"Ok thank you for your comment" [quote]You're*[/quote] "Ok thank you for you're comment" [b]dead[/b]
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My sides are in orbit m8. You have learned well.
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Too obvious and aggressive. So much potential with the foot fetish. 0/10
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What's wrong with feet? They can be sexy
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Jimmies arent russled. Cant believe im saying this but you failed to amuse me
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I'm not seeing anything
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You got to be more subtle.. Christ. You're way too obvious.
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Sigmund Freud hypothesized that foot fetishes were a result of subconscious desires of penis. I guess the toes symbolize penis or something. I could never understand the fetish, so I'll side with Freud.
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The keks are real
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>You cant spell progress without ogre *mindblown*
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That was beautiful. I remember trolling people like that when I was younger it was a bad move.
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Look at my big fat c0ck
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Edited by Sheogorath : 9/1/2015 4:43:10 PMYou dumb moron
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You sure [spoiler]Rustled his jimmies[/spoiler]
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"That's shit is so cash my -blam!-" lmao