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8/24/2015 6:52:53 PM
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I saw a furry today..
I was at Costco today with my mom getting some stuff for college. He was standing in line with what could be made out as his mom. He had the grey ears, black DC shoes, sweat pants and the whole nine yards. I had to explain the whole thing to my mom.
Tell me about your furry stories
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/186080098/0/0
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10 RepliesEdited by Dhoster: 12/15/2015 3:16:53 PMI am one. So.. Hi? I dunno. Don't mean to come off as rude if I did.
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30 RepliesEdited by ShpadoinkleBeks: 8/25/2015 4:44:42 PMSo if that's a furry to you, you guys would think I am one because I like to wear kitty ears and a collar. But only to like clubs and dungeons. I'm into BDSM pet play though, so it has nothing to do with the furry fandom. Just because you see ears and a tail, doesn't necessarily mean that they are furries, they could just be kinky. [spoiler]also furries are usually extremely nice people and everyone I've met was so welcoming and happy.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThis is why everyone should carry a gun
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5 RepliesWhat kind of cars do furrys drive? [spoiler] Ferrari [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'v seen girls walk around with kitty ears on but that's it. Maybe a guy once wearing fox ears or something. *Shutters*
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4 RepliesI was at school and this kids dad shows up to pick him up wearing dog ears a dog hoodie and dog paw shoes and the person in the passenger seat was the same but a cat
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2 RepliesHad a guy with a blue tail in my class today.
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The I saw was the same except it had headphones
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1 ReplyThe next furry I see should be in a N@zi oven
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2 RepliesI hate furries they are 1000 times worse than bronys lol
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Ew furries
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2 RepliesWhy didn't you murder him on the spot?! I thought there was an unspoken code in place! Am I the only one?
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2 RepliesNo one cares
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5 Replies>be me >go into town to see baseball game >average day >drive past convention center >omgz.jpg >furries everywhere >it's the furry convention >turn around >head home >I think I'm safe >SHIA SURPRISE >they're following me >can't escape >tfw they surround me >it begins >they start to chant >one of us >One Of Us >ONE OF US >[b]ONE OF US[/b] >I had one last hope of escape >I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. if any thing I could say that this cab was rare but nah you forget it. yo homes to Bel-Air. [spoiler]>I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the fresh prince of Bel-Air. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have a pile of dead ones in my back yard
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2 RepliesFurries dress up in a full costume. What you saw was a furkin.
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Fire up the gas chamber
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flubbernuckedi am under no funyuns - old
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1 ReplyTheir is this weird girl at my school that started wearing a tail yesterday. If someone asked what the hell the thing hanging off of her ass was, she started shouting at them. Pretty weird
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9 RepliesEdited by Payola: 8/24/2015 7:59:07 PMI used to know this kid that was a "hacker"/ furry. Kid had the greasiest hair and steel toed boots. He always carried around a laptop and a "bass cannon". Long story short he -blam!-ed a couple guys at our school and they wouldn't let him donate blood.
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3 Replies>be me >Walking dog beautiful day >Dog ask to extend walk threw forest >Dog cute face >Ok >Walking threw forest >A wild human appears only 10m away >Keep walking >Other human passes by me >Notice red dog collar around his neck >WTF >Turn around to get another look >Spots tail behind another human >WTF 2.0 2nd experience >Be me >Driving around city > Crest a hill to find 4 way stop sign >A wild group of a furry show up crossing road > WTF face 3.0 > Eye contact with one of them >Oh Shit > He waves at me with his furry suit > I'm frozen > Drive away
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Suffer not the furry to live.
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Girls can pull it off and look cute. Guys generally have a problem getting there.
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1 ReplyI saw a group of them outside a Walmart, I just minded my own business
