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8/23/2015 1:47:13 PM
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The rules on teabagging
1. I will teabag you if you run around with a shotgun, thorn, or last word
2. I will teabag you if you teabag me
3. I will teabag you if you are camping
4. I will teabag you if you try to charge my heavy and fail
5. I WILL NOT teabag you if we have a shoot out and you die
6. I WILL NOT teabag if you simply play the game and use fair weapons
7. I will teabag you if I kill over half your team in less than 10 seconds
8. IF I AM IN A WARD OF DAWN BUBBLE and over half your team gets killed by me, I will teabag all of you
It's simple, you deserve to be punished for being a scrub, being a person who has no skill, or being rude yourself.
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I teabag on the following instances... 1.) Blade dancer and I kill you with either my primary, a sniper rifle headshot, or a melee kill. You get the sack. 2.) If you pop your little Titan Bubble, and I blade dance your sorry butt into next Sunday. You get the sack. With some sweat dripping off. 3.) If you're camping and NOT defending an objective and I kill you. You get the sack. And the D. 4.) If I kill you with a Tripmine grenade stuck to your nuts. You get the sack. And the D. Twice. 5.) If I nail you in the face with a Throwing Knife and get the kill. You're getting the sack. 6.) If youre a Gunslinger and you miss all your shots and I kill you. You're getting my sack. 7.) If you're a self-rezzing Warlock, and I kill you after the rez with either my primary or a melee. You guessed right sonny boy. You get the sack. 8.) If you try and blink-shotgun me and fail and I kill you. You're getting the D. Full on. 9.) If you Fist of Panic and I kill you. You're definitely getting the sack. Ill even coat it in hot sauce for you. 10.) If you teabag me first, I will hunt you down, and drop my sack so far down your throat everytime I kill you. That usually about it. By the way this thread is hilarious with some of these peoples reasons and responses about this topic.
