1. I will teabag you if you run around with a shotgun, thorn, or last word
2. I will teabag you if you teabag me
3. I will teabag you if you are camping
4. I will teabag you if you try to charge my heavy and fail
5. I WILL NOT teabag you if we have a shoot out and you die
6. I WILL NOT teabag if you simply play the game and use fair weapons
7. I will teabag you if I kill over half your team in less than 10 seconds
8. IF I AM IN A WARD OF DAWN BUBBLE and over half your team gets killed by me, I will teabag all of you
It's simple, you deserve to be punished for being a scrub, being a person who has no skill, or being rude yourself.
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The act of teabagging hardly sets you up as an enviable player. Maybe a love-scorned youth, or a disenfranchised young professional, but not someone who deserves to be emulated. Your "rules" could all just be broken down to "I will teabag you to make up for inadequacies in other parts of my life." You should spend some time devising a list of rules to behave honorably and respectfully even in the face of defeat.
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Good rules. I accept.
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You have a shotgun on sl you can't complain about them
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My one and only rule about teabagging; If I see you teabagging anyone, I'm reporting you.
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Always teabag: • If teabagged. • You [i]rek[/i] someone. • Any friends. [i]Especially those on your team.[/i]
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I teabag to try to get hate mail but I never get hate mail after tbaging
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Your terrible. You wont be teabagging any one
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And you deserve to be teabagged for complaining about people being rude, and for writing rules about it. There's only one for rule for teabagging: There are no rules.
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Many people follow the 1st rule of teabagging. "If you kill me over 5 times in a row fairly, I, by the right of God himself, gain the privilege to drag my balls across thy face."
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You forgot the most important rule. Teabags from female guardians are always acceptable. And encouraged. For as long as possible.
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I teabag you if you get rekted or mainly just for the blam! of it
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Edited by rfc: 8/24/2015 12:49:01 AMIf I'm drunk your getting a dunk...
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I couldn't care less if I'm tea bagged. Why would that offend anyone? it's just stupid. I don't see the big deal.
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The rules of tbagging... There are no rules. The guys who tbag have no rules lol. I don't ever tbag really. Maybe if dude tbags me first or for no reason. I just laugh and then tell my buddies to go after him. Then he gets it from everyone and usually quits.
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Don't forget to teabag the blade dancer and sunsinger!
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I find teabagging extremely disrespectful, but will not give two sh!ts if I get teabagged first. You just gave me permission to do it back.
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My rules are teabag people who bag me first, and teabag all of my friends no matter what. Bagbagbagbagbagbagbagbagbagbagbag
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Teabag all day, every day, for every kill XD
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And I will report you for them all
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When someone starts shooting me, I turn around and zoom into them with no land beyond and pull of a headshot while flinching, I will teabag that guy.
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Edited by EpicallyAverage: 8/24/2015 12:50:51 AMIt's actually much simpler than you've made it. Has someone tea bagged you? Ok, teabag them. Is someone using Thorn/TLW/Blink or any combination of the 3? Ok, then teabag them.
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I teabag anything that moves. I love making people mad.
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Rule 1: always teabag Rule 2: obey rule 1 at all costs
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I will tea bag you if I'm awake and playing Destiny. I don't even need to kill you. You die and I'm near by, you get my sack on your nose.
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I only t-bag if it's done to me first. Most recently I was t-bagged in skirmish while trying to level up some weapons, so I switched to my main gear helping my team for a come back and won the game by killing all three of them in about 7 seconds resulting in them being t-bagged.
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I read the title and immediately disagree. There are no rules in having fun