how do you blindfold a Chinese person? [spoiler]with dental floss[/spoiler] what's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black man in the street? [spoiler]theres swerve marks in front of the dog[/spoiler] how do you make a Mexican finish a marathon? [spoiler]turn on the police sirens[/spoiler] why doesn't Mexico have a navy? [spoiler]because cardboard can only hold one person without sinking[/spoiler] how do Chinese people name their kids? [spoiler]they throw pots and pans down the stairs[/spoiler]