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8/14/2015 10:11:16 AM
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I'm killing myself. Goodbye, everyone.
I was sleeping on my bed. Outta nowhere, like an RKO, my phone starts blowing up. Playstation App, Bungie App, even emails from Reddit.
As I checked to see the first message from a friend, it said, "Xûr is selling…"
The person didn't finish the message. After that I got a phone call from some person who was breathing heavily. He said, "someone had sold him the goods." Must've been a wrong number.
After that, my mother kicked open the door and told me that she got Gjallgcgzhvvhorn. I laughed and said, "that's impossible, mom. You suck at this game."
She replied, "maybe so… but I got the hookups."
That's when it hit me.
"Xûr is selling" + "Sold me the goods" + my mom showing up with gjallfbfgcfhorn strapped to her back?!
No. Nononomo.
It's over. I've heard of catering to casuals, but this is ridiculous.
Know this.
I can't live in a world of handouts. My grandmother could buy Destiny, learn to play it, beat that shit by 7:00pm, and have Gjallfgfrdhorn by 9:00pm if she wanted.
Xûrners are poison - CANCER.
List of top Xûrners:
Andrew Johnson. President number 17. He Xurned that presidency. He got it because Lincoln was killed. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, Wilkes was his only vote.
SouthWest Airlines: Did they create airlines?! No! They road on the coattails of the Wright Brothers. Where are them royalties.
Most of you casuals: I guess I'm just as good as everyone else now. Which means there's no point to go on.
So. I'll be killing myself on the tower tomorrow morning. There's no point. Everyone is my equal and equality is shit if we're all just a bunch of pennies.
-Farewell.
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This is what true joke is
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I find it funny this guy, pretty much is arguing against equality...
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This a proper depiction of every gally owners reaction
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Bye felicia
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I'm praising Bungie right now. Thanks to Gally being sold, I can finally find all of the cry babies on the forums who lack basic intellegence so I can mute them! Get muted scrub. I drink your tears. [spoiler]Also, suicide isn't a joke douchebag.[/spoiler]
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Preach!!!! I'd rather die than let the casuals join the elite ranks of Gjallarhorners!!
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1 Reply(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) <('.')> (v'.'v) ^('.')> <('.')^ (v'.')> <('.'v) (v'.'^) (^'.'v) ( '.') ('.' ) [spoiler]You have been greeted by Dancing Kirby[/spoiler]
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Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't Xûrn the Oscars like the rest of those AAA actors. He works hard for it and gets no reward in the end.
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Kanye West said that Taylor Swift Xurned that MTV award back then and everybody ignored him. Now it is too late.
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-blam!- off then douche.
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2 RepliesIn honor of the ghorn, I bought two and dismantled them.
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So many lolz.
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I'm more upset that your English is so rekt!! See what I did there? Moron lol
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1 ReplyThat sounds great! The world is better with out dipsh*ts like you I've been playing everyday since day 1. My friend talked me out of buying the Ghorn the first time Xur had it because he got it confused with the truth. The last 3 weeks I haven't played as much, but before that I did all my nightfalls & raids trying to get the Ghorn Casual? I'm anything but a casual. I've been trying for a year to get the Ghorn doing everything & RNG didn't reward while the person who talked me out of it has received legitley 7!! F**ck you!! See you later!! This game & community is better without the people like you I earned those coins b*tch! Now get off my game, see ya Your life must be so sad & pathetic that you need to get upset about other having a virtual item that you have that makes a game more enjoyable for them, just be happy, not a sad little tool
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You're attention whoring didn't work out. 29 replies? Pssshh nothin. Don't joke about suicide either.
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*runs to tower to watch gaurdians repeated through themselves of ledge, revive, and kill themselves again* Yay ghorn day is fun!
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Edited by NL Helix: 8/14/2015 12:23:14 PMThat's another revive for your ghost.
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Do something that makes you die slowly and painfully. Or just let your grandmother shoot your with her gally. You tool.
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That's like the lamest place to do it... Do it at hellmouth
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1 Reply*Slow Clap* Off Note: Don't joke about suicide.
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Welcome to America. If you didn't know our government practically gives out handouts to the poor, less fortunate people. Yes some of these people only want to make good for themselves again but there are some who are on government assistance for the wrong reasons. Assistance to the less fortunate has been in our history for almost a century.
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[quote]I was sleeping on my bed. Outta nowhere, like an RKO, my phone starts blowing up. Playstation App, Bungie App, even emails from Reddit. As I checked to see the first message from a friend, it said, "Xûr is selling…" The person didn't finish the message. After that I got a phone call from some person who was breathing heavily. He said, "someone had sold him the goods." Must've been a wrong number. After that, my mother kicked open the door and told me that she got Gjallgcgzhvvhorn. I laughed and said, "that's impossible, mom. You suck at this game." She replied, "maybe so… but I got the hookups." That's when it hit me. "Xûr is selling" + "Sold me the goods" + my mom showing up with gjallfbfgcfhorn strapped to her back?! No. Nononomo. It's over. I've heard of catering to casuals, but this is ridiculous. Know this. I can't live in a world of handouts. My grandmother could buy Destiny, learn to play it, beat that shit by 7:00pm, and have Gjallfgfrdhorn by 9:00pm if she wanted. Xûrners are poison - CANCER. List of top Xûrners: Andrew Johnson. President number 17. He Xurned that presidency. He got it because Lincoln was killed. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, Wilkes was his only vote. SouthWest Airlines: Did they create airlines?! No! They road on the coattails of the Wright Brothers. Where are them royalties. Most of you casuals: I guess I'm just as good as everyone else now. Which means there's no point to go on. So. I'll be killing myself on the tower tomorrow morning. There's no point. Everyone is my equal and equality is shit if we're all just a bunch of pennies. -Farewell.[/quote] By by
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1 ReplyTraveling popcorn vendor... 500 glimmer, salt is only 17 strange coins.
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If you are reading this, let it be known that I decided to expedite the process. I'm already dead. Rest in killed.
