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Edited by Syed dude101: 8/14/2015 5:59:28 AM
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"Can you wait to stop playing gjallarhorn firing simulator?"

Are you sick of saying, "Oh hey look a new creature of darkness! Time to pop a heavy synth and fire my gjallarhorn and nothing else! Primary? Secondary?! What are those blasphemous things?! I'm playing gjallarhorn firing simulator, not some game called Destiny, that's for sure." Well, you're in luck, cause coming out this September is Destiny, the taken king, which will supposedly put gjallarhorn firing simulator to shame, featuring melee heavy weapons *gasp* and heavy fusion rifles *more gasping* and a great visual of the planet Saturn! *gasping is sucked away into the never ending vacuum of space*
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  • Leave the guy alone I have 20k kills with it lol

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  • Says the guy with 2843 kills with said gun.

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    • Plan on buying battlefront fall out 4 and halo 5... till then ttk "gally simulation" will have to do for now

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      • im currently dying of laughter that you have the balls to call anything in this game op.

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        • Maybe if the bosses were actually fun, then yeah I'd agree here. But since all of them are bullet sponges and require no special puzzle solving or whatever else....i'll continue to use Gally.

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          • I've stopped using it mostly

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          • You make me smile~

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            • The great Deej himself who, if you check his grimoires, has much experience with gjally simulation, has spoken of this great technique/game with much personal passion.

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            • Coming soon: Sleeper Stimulate Firing Simulator!

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              • i,ll be playing something else. ttk doesnt have enough to keep me interested.

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                • Agreed.

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