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8/8/2015 5:27:49 AM
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Work issues

So, I got a summons to a job posting today. Landed on this guys ship, and headed up to the bridge. So, I get up to the bridge and see all the bootlicking union members, or should I say former union members. Anyhow, the "boss" shows up in his fancy black suit and all. Must've been a big smoker at some point, you could hear him breathing 5 feet away. Anyhow we go on and he says he wants to apprehend some guy named Luke As far as I know this Luke has been a thorn in the bosses side for some time. So, I agree on the condition that the boss can get me a guy named Han. One of my other employers is looking for this deadbeat, who owes him money. Then the boss singles me out and says "No disintegrations." Dude wtf? Have I ever let you down? Jerk. Sometime later though, I land at Bespin. There are suits everywhere, flashy white suits. After sometime the bait to our trap joins the boss for dinner. I needed Han for my other employer, I told the suit. "He's no good to me dead," so the boss made him an ice cube. I had the bag boy put Han in the Cargo hold. Then outta nowhere Han's crazy girlfriend and big hairy friend came after me shooting at me. I hopped in my ship and flew off to a big dustbowl. -blam!- it Friday on a new level, seriously man I need a vacation or something.

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