Wanna hear a joke? a guy took a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler]bubbles is a guy[/spoiler]
Why is Sarah sad? [spoiler]because she has an abusive stepfather [/spoiler]
I wrote this thing semi drunk and I can't believe all the response it has had
We just hit 666 replays on this thread so I think we all might die
And can someone tell me how the fûck I find out how many replies this has its driving me crazy or at least tell many I have now
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Edited by My_mind_powers: 10/14/2015 8:11:10 AMHow is non-alcoholic beer and eating out your sister the same? [spoiler]it might taste the same, but it just ain't right[/spoiler]
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Edited by EasyFortniteWin: 10/13/2015 10:02:34 PMHitler walked past a Jew sifting through an ash tray and asked "are you looking for someone"
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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese woman? [spoiler]having to drop the bomb on her twice[/spoiler]
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Edited by Shooter McGavin: 10/9/2015 5:09:28 AMWhat's more awkward than fingering your sister? [spoiler]finding your dads wedding ring in there [/spoiler]
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Why aren't medicines black? [spoiler]blacks dont work[/spoiler]
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Whats green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? [spoiler]A pool table[/spoiler]
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The baby died
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why did sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]a fridge hit her[/spoiler]
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There are 2 Jewish kids on a roof next to a chimney. A man walks by and asks "what are you kids doing up there?" The kids reply "waiting for our mom and dad." What did the black kid say when he had diarrhea? [spoiler]"I'm melting!"[/spoiler] What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? [spoiler]An elevator can raise a child[/spoiler]
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Sometimes I like to pretend that my wrist is my throat
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Bush didnt do 9/11
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Revival
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What's worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can? [spoiler]1 dead baby in [i]5[/i] trash cans[/spoiler] What do you do if the baby falls in a blender? [spoiler]get some chips[/spoiler] Knock knock Who's there The trash can. The trash can wh- OMYGOD! What gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller? [spoiler]a baby in a trash compactor[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a pile of dead infants and a Ferrari? [spoiler]I don't have a Ferrari in my garage [/spoiler]
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>YFW you don't care if she fakes it in bed because you faked everything up to that point to get her there
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What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? [spoiler]Boy Scouts come home from camp.[/spoiler]
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Ps. U have 1171 comments as of now. Congrats!
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A black man walks into an eclipse...
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How do you save a lawyer from drowning? [spoiler]You shoot him before he can drown[/spoiler]
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i need more slaves to put on my family tree
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You wanna here a dark joke here....[spoiler]my f.ucking life -☆(×_×)*pow*[/spoiler]
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I like to play Jenga with airplanes
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Edited by rosa uwu7900: 10/8/2015 11:32:13 PMHow do you fit thirty Jews into a fridge-freezer? [spoiler]put them in the oven and make a pie. [/spoiler] Or how about, What's red, lumpy and leaves goo all over the window? [spoiler]a baby in a microwave[/spoiler] Also, what's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus Christ Himself? [spoiler]the picture only needs [b]one [/b]nail to keep it up. [/spoiler]
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What was the greatest hotel in history [spoiler]Auschwitz, over 6 million stars[/spoiler]
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Yknow the best thing about 22 year olds? There's 20 of them.
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What is the fastest way to get to Perth [spoiler]shoot through dumblane [/spoiler] [spoiler]primary school shooting joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]I am going to hell[/spoiler]