Wanna hear a joke? a guy took a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler]bubbles is a guy[/spoiler]
Why is Sarah sad? [spoiler]because she has an abusive stepfather [/spoiler]
I wrote this thing semi drunk and I can't believe all the response it has had
We just hit 666 replays on this thread so I think we all might die
And can someone tell me how the fûck I find out how many replies this has its driving me crazy or at least tell many I have now
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Probably insulting my kind, but: What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? [spoiler]You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.[/spoiler] Here's a riddle too: A woman shoots her husband and puts him in water. An hour later, they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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When you're living with Alzheimer's, you learn something new everyday.
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what's better than 100 babies stapled to a tree? [spoiler]a baby stapled to 100 trees[/spoiler]
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I went on an elevator, there was this tall, scary looking black man, when I ask him his name he said "bend over" I was scared for my life I told him please don't fùck me. Turns out his name was Ben Dover
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Bubbles is a monkey ya pleb.
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Jareds grandma went to Mars to explore and then went 30 paces right, where is she now? [spoiler]the afterlife[/spoiler]
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Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
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Why was Johnny scared? [spoiler]The lights were turned off.[/spoiler]
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How do you make a plumber cry? [spoiler]Shove a plunger up his wife's ass.[/spoiler] Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]...nevermind. It got hit by a bus. And it had AIDS.[/spoiler]