After doing the civil war quest in Whiterun, right outside of the blacksmith, i noticed there were two hairy naked legs poking straight out of the ground. When i went over to search the body, it said that the name of the character was Brill. I was -blam!-ing confused, but i had an idea. I forged some daedric armor with health and two-handed buffs (minus the helmet), and made a daedric battleaxe. I planted all of these items on Brill's body and used the dead thrall spell to resurrect him.
Now, i wasn't quite sure if he would fall through the world and i would lose all of my stuff, or if he would don the armor given to him and valiantly adventure through the province with me. As the dead thrall spell hit him, the legs began to sink into the ground and all i saw was a hairy chest emerge from the ground. Then there were glitchy smacking noises and he fell through the world. Defeated but ultimately amused, I left Whiterun to go steal crops. And then it happened. When the loading screen ended and i was outside Whiterun, a balding middle-aged man donning daedric armor stood beside me. All he said was "UUUUHHHH."
And from that moment on, I had a perfectly compliant guinea pig for my horrible experiments. That thrall probably died more from me abusing it than actual fights. The end.
English
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-blam!- Brill, go reanimate Orchendor!
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I'm sure you had most of the people reading this at "hairy naked legs".