I just read a tweet from Hillary Clinton. She says "I'm glad to see even Xur has decided to comply with our efforts for gun control laws. Less guns for Americans and guardians is a safe America, and solar system."
Xur, please don't comply to the liberal bs brah. Man up and go get those weapons like you have a pair...if you do.
UPDATE: Xur was a witness in a robbery at New Monarchy Vendor. No one else had a gun but the suspect, and 2 people were killed. The Speaker said that Xur is failing Guardians and should seek to arm others in order to prevent said chaos from erupting. No word of any other injuries. Tower officials said the gunman was killed by an armed Warlock, who ironically had bought a gun from Xur two weeks ago. The Warlock is being held as a hero, but in his statement he said "I'm no hero, I just kill things that need to be killed. Got a lighter?". We'll keep updating as info becomes available.
UPDATE 2: We had a chance to briefly speak to Xur. It appears the shooting has shaken him tremendously, thus why he isn't selling weapons this morning. As he rocked back and forth and only said "It really was red death" with folded arms, one can only assume Xur has snapped. Upon further investigation, it appears Xur immediately registered as a Democrat under the name Rux, dismantled his manhood for 9 ascendant shards, and changed his Facebook picture to now have a rainbow colored background. A drastic change from the confederate flag background he once had. We will continue to keep you posted.
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ROTFLMAO 😂
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This if fricking fantastic. :D I laughed my ass off! Thanks for brightening up my day! BUMP!
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I sure hope you're being serious. This is so funny.
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Murica and it's gun laws = lol and fail.
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Lolll
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Lmfaoo