When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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So earlier today a guy punched me in the face I just stood there never moved an took of my glasses and said "swing again bitch" he got scared and left
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I once told this guy I like Buttered Popcorn [spoiler] With extra butter [/spoiler]
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Well I filled a water pistol with hot water and squirted someone.
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This fat-ass kid thought he was so tough. So the other day, someone said that they're better than him, and the fat ass is like "u wanna fight me I'll kick your ass". That's when I said " that is an empty threat, like your empty calories". They're were air horns everywhere, the whole class screaming "REKT", it was friggen awesome.
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This guy in 10th grade in my school once said "i like eating girls". I then said to him: Well that explains why u look like a girl, u are what u eat u know! This isnt my best but its the only one i could remember now.
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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Edited by Manwitch: 1/25/2016 9:17:21 AMguy in his mid 30s called me cripple because i walk with a limp then he tried to call me gay for talking to my friend i was 17 at the time so i brought up how i have a girlfriend to talk to that's not in a grave. made the guy cry
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Someone questioned my sexuality after being with my best friend. I told them… [spoiler][b][i][u]I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOM DANCES ON[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Me walk up to random person spit on their shoe and call them filth
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I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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This may be a shock, but...[spoiler]I once called somebody a poo poo head.[/spoiler]
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Me: u stupid Friend: no u stupid
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Lol deserved it
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Called someone a traitor once
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noob kid in class, thinks he's tough me point out a mistake he made He says "Does my face look like I care?" Me "Nope, looks like someone bashed it in with a frying pan." [spoiler]sips hot chocolate[/spoiler] [spoiler]hue[/spoiler] [spoiler]hue[/spoiler] [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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In 7th grade there was this algebra teacher that didn't really talk that much but then completely Rekt everyone when she has the chance
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Edited by Okami Prime: 1/16/2016 10:30:12 AMLe me -blam!- trying to piss me off I'm sitting in My club He pisses me off I bicycle kick him He's on ze floor Burst his nuts because I stamped on them #rekt
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Someone told a kid on the bus that he had no balls. I yell in a defense voice, "yes he does, they're someone else's in his mouth 24/7"
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I violated the [url=http://youtu.be/LU6NpKQbWVI]Code of Kek[/url] and was met with Lenny justice.
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Be me see something odd jesuschrist.jpg religious girl turns glares into soul "that's a sin! and it is mean! why do you say that?" me look back "I only say it to things that are unbelievable dayum.png
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Edited by Vicon7015: 1/7/2016 7:33:57 PM
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Find me?"
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Sitting in class minding my own business when a 400 pound 15 year old girl sits next to me. Ghetto girl:Man op you got a big head Me: Yea but you got a big everything lardo.
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Um... Called this kid a Somalian (really dark black guy) and that his ears looked like satellite dishes attached to his head and could probably pick up radio signals from china almost fought on the bus
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Edited by dylan: 12/30/2015 11:17:14 PMMy friend said hi so I slap him