When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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A friend was talking trash, so I decided to say "I -Blam!-ed your mom while your dad watched." He didn't say anything for the rest of the day.
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Edited by tjustie: 7/14/2015 1:08:58 PM[quote]proceed to skip home[/quote] Mfw
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"What the hell do you have to brag about? I don't care if you placed higher than me, we still lost! And you aren't even at the top of the damn scoreboard, you're the runner up of a losing team! The second best of a bad situation! And you didn't capture one -blam!-ing flag!" Halo 3 is the best lol