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Edited by Mr Swoogity:
8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?
When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done.
It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall
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Another rek is
"I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you
1k lmao
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I was talking to this American guy and I asked him what a chore is , he said you could probably never do one because you are a weak British scrub so I replied with "Well doing your mum is chore so..." He left the party rekt as everyone else went ohhhhhhhhh
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7 RepliesThis post is still being bumped.. Hmm so it's either 5 months or 6 months...
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6 RepliesAt track practice today doing some sprint drills. After doing our 50m acceleration we go into a jog back to the start. I pass one of the throwers and this happens: Thrower: Damn, kid! Calm down. It's just a sprint. Me: You just mad because my jog is faster than your sprint? Thrower's friends: (jumping on him yelling) DAMN DUDE! HE JUST F[u]U[/u]CKING ROASTED YOUR ASS!
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I was sweeping up after a long night when a group came out of the lounge section of next door and noisily made thier way through the lobby where I was working. Had my ear buds in, not paying much attention, when a drunk middle aged man of relatively high standing in my community approached. "Bet you wished you'd stayed in School now, huh?" He said, or rather slurred. I paused but briefly, then looked him i the eye and removed my headphones. "I dropped out for awhile to work, but I did get my GED later on. Also, I'm a certified power engineer and equipment operator for the town. Union job. Good benifits. The fuq did you do that was so important with your life that you can look down on me?" His reaction was as you would expect, but his friends grabbed him as I calmly went back to listening to tunes and pushing a broom. It was almost three in the morning. I'd been at it for almost twelve hours. "Go drunk, you're home." I chuckled. R E K T
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Well you're a big asshole.
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1 ReplyI used self res when it was 4 t 4 and I got hit by a Titan smash but he used it to fast while was even starting the animation of self res (dumbass). Then the golden popped his super but sucked and missed 2 of his shots and I just 1 hit melee him and the other player didn't have a super I think and I just killed him with fire bolts.
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Some little squeaker told me told kill my self My reply was [spoiler]maybe you should kill your self maybe then people will start to care about you[/spoiler]
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I called a fat kid"teddy bear looking ass". He was making fun of me so I just had to say it
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1 ReplySweet dollar tea? I drink that. Supa hot fire? I spit that. Two and a half men? I watch that. OOOH
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Edited by Nekorina: 2/16/2016 7:39:20 PMI don't rekt someone, but when I do [spoiler]I gave them a small loan of million dollars[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEx girlfriend sends me a pic of her and her new boyfriend and says "You Jealous?" I send a pic of bleach and say "You Thirsty?"
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They caught on fire.
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3 RepliesLet's just say gasoline and a lengthy hospital visit were involved.
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2 RepliesEdited by Jacks0n0429: 2/11/2016 9:36:53 PMI was in choir, when my teacher said that kind of a mini-assignment was to get the definition of "incarnate." We aren't allowed smartphones, so my friend (lets call him "A") took out his iPod touch. He immediately has the definition. He then says the definition of "incarnate" aloud after raising his hand. "You're not supposed to have that phone in here!" My teacher yells. "It's and iPod, not a phone." me and A say simultaneously. Rest of class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
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1 ReplyThis tall guy who thought way to highly of himself was walking by me Me > Sup Nigg* Tall kid > I'm not black Me > Yes you are Tall kid > You're colourblind Me > So? I can still make out the difference between black and white My friends > OH DAMNNN
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6 RepliesEdited by RedMenace101: 2/23/2016 11:05:10 PM
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1 ReplyEdited by Trestero: 2/6/2016 8:31:55 AM*in English class, teacher stops and looks a few rows behind me* "Is that a penis on a piece of paper?" *takes it from the kid holding it and looks at him* "That's small, honey!" *Proceeds to take it to the front of the room and hold it up for the whole class to see, flipping it upside down a few times to figure out which way is up* *meanwhile whole class is dying* *says something about the level of detail before folding it up and putting it in her back pocket to show her husband later*
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Edited by Google Images: 2/12/2016 9:33:10 PMI was talking to this guy if he wanted to join clan
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Edited by No Skillvey: 2/5/2016 4:41:13 AMI was in my clan chat once and here's the convo that went down. Me- I'm here. Your lives are now better Clan mate- you gave me cancer, how does that make my life better? Me- now people will care about you Rest of chat- OOOOOOOOO
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So earlier today a guy punched me in the face I just stood there never moved an took of my glasses and said "swing again bitch" he got scared and left
