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Edited by Mr Swoogity:
8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?
When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done.
It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall
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Another rek is
"I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you
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1 ReplyOk, so one time I called someone a... [spoiler]DOO DOO DUNDERHEAD[/spoiler] He cried
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1 ReplyEdited by SwedishViking02: 6/25/2016 6:28:52 AM
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2 RepliesEdited by SwedishViking02: 6/26/2016 7:42:19 AMNecrobump
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"As much as I like doing crazy shenanigans like that I fell bad if I hurt someone I usually apologize for my actions it's always telling the truth in case of things like that" -Marina-4 the honest
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2 Repliesearlier my ex called me a bïtćh and I said "you have a baby penis. Are we just going to sit around exchanging facts all day or can I get back to doing me" [spoiler]obliteration[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis isn't the worst rekage but one chick came up to me trying to roast my hair for no reason, and she was wearing one of those ugly camo sweaters yknow, and I said (something like) "why you wearing that sweater? You trying to hide from the fact that no one loves you?" And I looked down and she had on these raggedy Adidas and I said "yeah, keep running from the truth" and she gave me the nastiest look n I said something else but I'm not trying to get reported so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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4 RepliesGirl walks by she's a śłút btw. Walk end of the day. Mind u I used to be friends with her but I cut it off like 6 Months ago. She's says hi to me. I say Whyed u tell me that. U have noright to be talking to me. Everyone in the hallway as like oooooooooooo
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1 ReplyEdited by Cazberry Pie: 6/14/2016 2:50:22 PMWe're in the gym locker room after playing basketball, and I overheard some guys calling this one dude a ball hog. So I went and said, "Know how we know he's a ball hog? 'Cause he's gay." He replied, [spoiler]Your mom's gay.[/spoiler] Who's burn was better?
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1 ReplyIm just trying to see how many replies
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I once roasted this one kid in history for telling him he is going to lose a fight between him and a girl
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Roasted someone in history she answered the question correctly my teacher told me if I knew it (slight nerd) told him i wrote it down
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1 ReplyOnce I told someone that they looked like you
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Some of us may have hood "Burns" but Winston Churchill beats us all "I may be drunk to night, But in the morning i'll be sober, But you'll still be ugly." [spoiler]If this isn't word for word please don't sue me[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI was in an argument about Gays and one guy said that Gay people are really funny then I said "Sorry but I don't like penis jokes." He never spoke to me again [spoiler]I'm opening the flood gates to hate messages and penis jokes[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTeacher says : Don't worry about stuff you can't control I say : like your hairline The whole class went silent
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1 ReplyI just started making YouTube videos i currently have three posted and was wondering if you guys could give me some feedback on these videos and would be very appreciated https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC0ZliUAB-bHUPPg0v485VGA
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I got gjallarhorn before my friends
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1 ReplyI've made a kid in Xbox punch a hole through his door for making fun of his drug addicted parents. Yes I know I'm terrible
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Guy with Afro: mate, you got weird hair! Me: I can't wash my bathroom floor with mine! Whole class: DAMN SON
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So my sister says pull up to that car the driver looked fake. Then I said at least she don't look as ugly as u
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A few weeks ago I was in class and this kid who does super bad at everything and doesn't take time to study or try at life, starts annoying my teacher and he said, "Joe, where do you live?" Then the kid says his address. My teacher responds with,"That's going to be your address 40 years from now" The whole class went absolutely silent. It wasn't my roast but it was a good one
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It was in my further maths class so yeah it's kind of a nerdy one and many might not get it There's the graph of -{e^x}+5 (google it) on the board and in our class there's this one kinda cretin of a boy who gets on everyone's nerves so as a result everyone lays into him. So anyway teach puts up the graph and someone says to the annoying kid the X axis is your life in years and the Y axis is your parents happiness #barz
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1 ReplyFeminists are currently mad about slave leia because she murdered one of their own.
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Edited by SwedishViking02: 7/1/2016 9:43:41 PMWell in 7th grade there was this guy who was being a jerk (mostly becouse i was the smartest kid in class and he was stupid). He had a really funny voice (He could have voiced Donald duck). Then we got our tests back he askes me what i got i said - me: I got an A - guy: stop being such a nerd and get a life - me: who are you to judge with you stupid voice - guy: dont comment my voice nerd - me: no, no I understand it must be hard to talk with your head so far up your ass.
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I was talking to this American guy and I asked him what a chore is , he said you could probably never do one because you are a weak British scrub so I replied with "Well doing your mum is chore so..." He left the party rekt as everyone else went ohhhhhhhhh
