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Edited by Mr Swoogity:
8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?
When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
[b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b]
You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done.
It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall
We have 911 posts
Another rek is
"I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you
1k lmao
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127 RepliesFrom somone else: "So there's this kid that's getting all the answers right in class, this ghetto was getting all annoyed.": Smart Kid- "Answer is 43x" Teacher- "Correct" Ghetto Girl- "This nerd is always getting the right answers" Teacher- "Don't be rude, he could be your boss someday". Smart Kid- "Highly unlikely, I don't plan on being a pimp". Rest of the Class- "DAMN!!!"
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I promise you
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3 RepliesThere was one little shit on our bus to and from school and we all make a sport out of burning this kid. Anyways. He was making fun of my friend's acne so i was like: "The distance between your eyebrows and the top of your forehead is a $10 cab ride!"
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1 ReplyMy friend did this: So some random kid in school was bragging to my friend how he was "in Faze", and he was "Faze Cut". So my friend said "Go Faze Cut yourself" and walked off.
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https://vine.co/v/5WnPKA5zUdO [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWell I am the pro when it comes burning things... if you know what I mean
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1 ReplyHighschool jerk: Ha u still alive Me: Sadly you are
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Highschool jerk: Ha u still alive Me: Sadly you are
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I know it's an old thread, but I'm going to tell you about a time I got rekt. Friend: *says something stupid* Me: "You should stop breathing. At this point, you're basically just an oxygen thief." Friend: "Why? Because I take your breath away?"
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I know it's an old thread, but I'm going to tell you about a time I got rekt. Friend: *says something stupid* Me: "You should stop breathing. At this point, you're basically just an oxygen thief." Friend: "Why? Because I take your breath away?"
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y-y-you too
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*kid takes air out of my tires before a 2 hour bike ride home* "kid this bike costed more than your child support" *kid stutters and backs away*
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2 RepliesIn school before summer started Squeaker kid: (yelling at the top of his lungs) Me: Shut up kid you're so annoying! Squeaker kid: Shut up, you're probably that guy who uses voice changer on COD! Me: You're right. My voice change is called puberty, something you will never get. Whole class: OH SHIT! Squeaker kid: (runs off crying) Whole class: (Carries me out of school yelling)
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This one time a kid called me gay So I said [spoiler] [/spoiler] Ha you thought that would say something Rekt
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Some of these are cringey as -blam!-
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Not me.... Two of my friends roomed together in college. Over the course of the first semester, friend A slowly built and bottled up frustrations from friend B. They were little things, like him being messy, loud at night, etc. Finally one day when friend A was drunk, his frustrations bursted. He pissed all over friend B's bed. It was a drunk piss, so a lot of volume but basically all water. Friend B bought the excuse that it was just spilled water and proceeded to sleep in that bed without changing the sheets for about a month. It's been about 5 years and still he doesn't know.
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[quote]When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao[/quote] Ha
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1 ReplyEvery comment I make on this forum is a burn.
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2 RepliesMy friend: i bet ive fvcked more bitches than you Me: at least i dont fvck dogs
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1 ReplySo many of these comments have made me cringe, anyone else?
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Me: *doing something random* Dickbag: "You're so gay, dude." Me: "idk what you're talking about. Ive seen [b][i]circles[/i][/b] straighter than you." Rekt
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This happened in a football game this morning when we had an awful ref. Ref:you can't blame me for the result(1:1 draw to put us in the finals) Person in the other team: we're not blaming you, we are just saying your calls were almost as bad as your hairline... His hair was pretty bad tbh
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1 ReplyOk, so one time I called someone a... [spoiler]DOO DOO DUNDERHEAD[/spoiler] He cried
