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5/24/2009 8:59:31 PM
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A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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If you are Korean or Chinese you could eat it. If you are American, British, or Canadian, you could take it in as a pet. If you are French, you could have sex with it. If you are German, you could train it to shit in your mouth. You choice really.
