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2/5/2009 2:54:33 AM
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What is your favorite sarge quote from Red vs Blue
or any other charactor or series of quotes that form one large quote
Mine is
simmons: you have to read us our charges before you execute us itsbin the red army handbook page 93 paragraph 3
Griff: even tho we have seconds to live you have to be a nerd you are gonna die a nerd how sad
Simmons : do you want to die now or 5monutes from now as a nerd with me
Well
Griff quite I'm thinking
Ok ok
Umm ya what that guy said
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[quote][b]Simmons:[/b] Alright, I found the blues files. [b]Sarg[/b]: Great, now delete them! The blues would of never existed! [b]Simmons:[/b] Wait, let's think this through. If the blues didn't exist, then whats the point of us being here? Everything we've worked for would be a waste of time and breath and... [b]Sarg:[/b] [i]*Pushes delete*[/i] There, it's done. The blues never existed, the world can be at peace. [b]Cabose:[/b] Guys, there are these people that look angry running toward the base [i]*explosion*[/i] [b]Caboose:[/b] Yeah, their definatly angry. [b]Grif:[/b] Uhm guys, wheres Caboose? [b]Sarg:[/b] What should we care? Since when do we have to baby sit the blues? [b]Simmons:[/b] Oh no, what if deleting the blues files somehow tore the thread of reality and.. [b]Caboose[/b] I'm back, Church always makes me go to the bathrom before a battle. He hates it when I have to go while fighting. [b]Grif:[/b] So Simmons, you want to talk about your reality tearing super computer? [b]Simmons:[/b] Drop it. [b]Church:[/b] Why are there troops firing at us outside? [b]Grif:[/b] About that... [b]Walsh:[/b] Never mind it, just seal the doors and windows! [i]*click*[/i] [b]Simmons:[/b] Done. [b]Church:[/b] Wait, any chance that computer holds files of the armys? [b]Simmons:[/b] Uhm... not anymore [b]Church:[/b] What do you mean, [u]not anymore?[/u] [b]Sarg:[/b] We mean we deleted the Blue Army! [b]Walsh:[/b] I thought I told you guys not to touch anything while we were gone [b]Sarg:[/b] But you also said to destroy some stuff! It seemed like the perfect compromise [b]Church:[/b] Oh great, now I can't only disproove Walsh, but now I don't get a pay check. -blam!-n' great guys, thats awsome.[/quote] [url=http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=359]Red vs. Blue Reconstruction Chapter 16[/url]
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And right after sister was done with her phisical Donut- simmons stop staring at that screen no more naked women are going to appear Simmons- shut up you don't know that [Edited on 02.05.2009 8:03 PM PST]
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Donut: I just wanted to pet the bunny...but the bunny went in the hole... Sarge:Donut, I told you to not touch anything...You touched everything!!!!
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-Sarge: Hey blue, does my shotgun barrel look clogged? -Church: Sarge, I'm not going to look down your shotgun. -Sarge: How about these rocket barrels?
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Freeze Dirtbag! *smack*
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All of these quotes are hillarious it's funny what the community can come up with some I forgot about yet rembred when u hear them
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"Dr. Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call him when you're dead...Ring Ring hello yep you're dead."
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"its either a rat, or trap.....OR A RAT IN A TRAP!
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I've got a boner for murder!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid carrot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Major Sangheili You just got Sarged [/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Joebug46809 "Now remember Caboose you lift with your back. It's something like that[/quote] "Put your groin into it!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Major Sangheili You just got Sarged [/quote]
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are there any survivors. preferably any red survivors. dont let that discourage you if your blue. i wont step on your neck or anything like that
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"Hello, can anyone here me? Anybody? Everybody? Nobody? Ok."
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On Grif and Simmon's giving CPR for a gunshot wound to the head... "Thats not how you were trained to do that private!"
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Whenever he says a sentence and then says "Dirtbag" after it. =)
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"I love to eat all the food" -Caboose's mental image of Tucker
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"What in the samuel-hell-sanky happened HERE?!"
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simmons- sarge. griff is really a seargent now. sarge- i can hear you saying words but its like they dont match up right in the order your putting them in
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sarge-we all run at the base in a single file line screaming at the top of our lungs. the enemy will be so flabbergasted that by the time they have the chance to regroup, we'll already be inside. tucker- o yea right, their not gunna get surprised, their just gunna start mowing us down. sarge- thats the inharent beauty of the single file line. they can only kill the person in front. so if we order from least important to most important, with tucker being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through. simmons- dont you think caboose should be in the back since hes the one carrying the bomb. sarge- nope, caboose is in front of me. we need someone in the back to objectively evaluate how the plan is working. tucker- how are you going to know if its not working. sarge- if caboose dies, i know were in trouble and immediately abort. caboose- i think thats a good plan. griff- sarge, while thats the most retarted idea ive ever heard, i just want to thank you for not putting me at the front of the line. sarge- dont get misty francine. we will have already killed you and used your corpse to jam up the windwill. griff (cutscene)-bleeahhhhhhh. sarge- i think we can all agree given our current situation its the perfect plan. (long pause) sarge- ok then let me tell you about my other plan. using parts from the warthog we can make something i like to call....the griff cannon. griff- ahh man. sarge- utilizing the power of the griff cannon, we make a griff sized hole in outter wall, or we paint it a very disgusting color. nothing to do with sarge on this one but i just love it doc- caboose will be fine he just lost his pinky toe. caboose- rest in piece pinky toe...YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.
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'' You're goin out of turn, we go in line, it goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you then me then me then simmons then me then me, simmons, me, simmons you simmons, me, me, me, simmons , you...me...then me again. its makes perfect sense simmons- but doesnt that mean you go twice as much,.. or 10 times as much absolutely hilarious!!!
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sarge- "You hear that?I think its Mores code!" simmons- "Sir, don't you mean morse code? Mores was a cat who sold cat food on a catfood commercial" sarge- "Of course I mean mores code, that cat was one of our greatest military minds, therefore he should be remembered"
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"Now remember Caboose you lift with your back. It's something like that
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My arm fell off. :( [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tahrann "Report, Ale Bug. That's french for bug report."[/quote]
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"Report, Ale Bug. That's french for bug report."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tahrann [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st3althsniper22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maddawgIAJI bow chicka wowwow[/quote] Two. Things one it's bowchicaBowow And to war about caboose saying heychicabumpbump or juniors blargchicablargblarg[/quote] I thought it was "bowchikahonkhonk".[/quote] Whatever if you are cnfused just replace anything wiwth blarg or honk and you will be right 95% of. The time
