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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?

What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick. I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story. [spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]

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  • Be me 18 At school during lunch Doing homework Random 9/10 girl comes to me Yoga pants, nice plump ass, muscle shirt showing D cup cleavage Hey hun, I was wondering if you want to come to my house and watch a movie? My parents are out till tomorrow. Now no girl ever talks to me and this was a first so I just assumed she was somer andom girl talking about non-sensicle girl things I didn't even look at her and said "No thanks" -blam!- me right?

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