Using the nearesr chicken, becauae there is no point getting any other chicken, use it to feed a giant sand worm, and the ride this worm into a nearby water plant, which will then flood the area. Then people will start surfing over the waves, then host a surf competition to decide who is the right person. Then ill boop them with the wining board, surf to where you are and then get the chicken to cluck you to death. Somehow.