I would stalk you for years so I could learn your routine and all of your strengths and weaknesses. I would follow you every day and night and get just close enough so you can get that creepy feeling like someone is watching you. I would stare at you so often through your window while you lay in bed at night and let you see me every so often. But most importantly, I would wait until you gave birth to your first child. Once I'm finally done building up a ton of fear within you, I would really begin my work. I would wait for a day when you decide to get really drunk and I would chloroform the shit outta you. You would wake up disgustingly hungover in what appears to be a dimly lit hotel room chained to a bed. The light is coming from a single tiny lamp in the corner of the room. There are two windows but they are both sealed shut. There is a bathroom in the room for your personal use that includes a shower. Twice a day you will be served the same exact meal for as long as you are my prisoner: cuttlefish and asparagus with a wheatgrass protein shake. Occasionally you will be served white rice to intensify your feeling of fullness. You will be left alone with absolutely no one to interact with. Cameras will be watching you 24/7. That's the best you get. Every year for our anniversary you will be cut with a dull blade all over your body. I will take a ruler and slowly slice straight lines across your back until you look like a knife victim zebra. Immediately following each cut I will douse the entirety of the wound with a unique concoction of hot wax and single malt whiskey. I will also remove one of your fingers or toes each year as well so you always have something to look forward to. After 20 years of captivity the door to your room will become unsealed giving you the idea that you are free to leave. You are so enthralled by the idea that you are free that you don't even ask why or think if its a trick. You stumble out into public and are purposely mistreated by everyone you come across. This is because the freedom you think you attained is a stage set up by me to continue your entrapment. Eventually you will find a savior in a young man who provides you with shelter, which causes you to quickly fall in love with him. After about a week of affection with this young man the two of you finally have sex and you let him sodomize you. Immediately after the sex the nearby television will turn on and a voice will tell you that this young man is the son of the man who kidnapped and tortured you. You immediately slit his throat and spit on his dead body. Your brief sense of relief is interrupted by a wealthy looking man that enters the room. It is me, and I tell you that the young man you just killed and had sex with was actually your 20 year old son. I then give you a gun with a single bullet inside, which you use to end your own life.

[b]Step 1:[/b] Kill everyone that you care about while forcing you to watch. [b]Step 2:[/b] Drain their blood and make you drink it. [b]Step 3:[/b] Rip out the intestines of the one person that you cared about the most (while making you watch of course) and strangle you with them [b]Step 4:[/b] Cut your body up into hundreds of tiny pieces then put them into a meat grinder. [b]Step 5:[/b] Enjoy my dinner aka you.

Have a glove filled with bullet ants, make you wear it for 3 hours, put on another glove wear both for 3 hours, force you to lift weights from 5 to 10 to 15-20-25 until we reach 125 pounds, then I make you wear a boot filled with bullet ants for 3 hours, then another boot, making you wear all 4 at a time, make you face the previous challenge, then make you run a marathon on a hot summer day with hands and feet exposed. Once you are done, I pour a concoction of lemon juice, salt, and rubbing alcohol on your hands and feet make you rerun the previous tasks, after making you wear the gloves and boots for 5 hours, then lead you out, naked, into a forest with actual cannibal Shia Lebouf. a pistol with one bullet superglued to your stomach So you can end your life, or let Shia Lebouf very painfully torture then kill you [spoiler]i win????[/spoiler]

Straps u to chair plays this song till u beg for death

*drowns you in your parents blood*