How can I cure his case of "the gays"?
I tried waterboarding, but that didn't cure it.
I even put his boyfriends' cocks in the microwave,but that didn't work. (yes, he has more than one boyfriend-I taught him to be a good player, he's just playing for the wrong team.)
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preheat the oven to a nice 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, place your son in for about 15 minutes, don't forget to cover him in crisco so he doesn't stick to the oven. Take him out after the 15 minutes, and turn him around, leaving him in for another 12 minutes to ensure he's evenly cleansed