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Edited by The Real Obama: 6/30/2015 8:21:04 PM
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How to make your essay last longer

Want to extend the the length of your essay without doing any work? Simply, just put the the word "the" in two times in a row every time. It will extend the the Length of your work quite substantially. Don't believe me? Read this post again
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  • /Comparison\ I went to the bank to deposit all the checks I obtained from the Library. The checks were each equal to $200. The banker asked for the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the hell around!" I turned to see the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- I went to the the bank to deposit all the the checks I obtained from the the Library. The the checks were each equal to $200. The the banker asked for the the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the the hell around!" I turned to see the the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- With one "The": 10 lines With two "The"s: 11 lines ------------------------------------------------------- \Conclusion/ The method using two "The"s only changed the small story by [b]one line[/b]. It also made the author look as stupid as -blam!-.

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