Want to extend the the length of your essay without doing any work? Simply, just put the the word "the" in two times in a row every time. It will extend the the Length of your work quite substantially. Don't believe me? Read this post again
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/Comparison\ I went to the bank to deposit all the checks I obtained from the Library. The checks were each equal to $200. The banker asked for the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the hell around!" I turned to see the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- I went to the the bank to deposit all the the checks I obtained from the the Library. The the checks were each equal to $200. The the banker asked for the the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the the hell around!" I turned to see the the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- With one "The": 10 lines With two "The"s: 11 lines ------------------------------------------------------- \Conclusion/ The method using two "The"s only changed the small story by [b]one line[/b]. It also made the author look as stupid as -blam!-.