I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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So there is a fly hovering over a river. In the river there is a fish that thinks " if the fly would drop, I could eat the fly." Next to the river there is a bear, who thinks "if the fly dropped, the fish would eat the fly, and I would eat the fish." Sitting in the shadows several meters away from the best is a hunter, who thinks "if the fly dropped, the fish would eat the fly, the bear would eat the fish, and I could shoot the bear." The hunter brought some crackers with him, and a mouse waits near the crackers thinking "if the fly would drop, the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the Hunter would get the bear, giving me enough time to steal the crackers." A cat is stalking the mouse, and he thinks "if the fly would drop, the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would get the bear, the mouse would steal the crackers, and I can get the mouse." Finally, the fly drops and everything goes according to plan, except the cat falls in the river, Moral of the story:[spoiler]every time a fly drops a pussy gets wet[/spoiler] TLDR: A story about a fly and a fish becomes an innuendo,