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6/23/2015 5:03:02 PM
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Looking for a wife.

I am a 24 year old 196-pound man. I regularly masturbate into my fedora to cartoon ponies, but I have making an effort to stop. My neckbeard is absolutely amazing, at least my mom says so. Also, I live in my mom's basement, playing MOBA's and MMO's. I drive a old van, and I'll take you anywhere. Every time I see you, I will tip my fedora and address you as "m'lady." From when I was twelve to about fifteen, every Sunday my dad used to take to my shed and sexually assault me. So, just one question: [spoiler]wan sum fuk?[/spoiler]

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