I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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Jonny and his friends were and his friends were playing in the woods one day when they passed by the river and saw a naked woman bathing. They all ducked into the bushes to watch. All of the sudden Jonny got up and ran away at full speed. After the other kids caught up with him they asked why he had run away, this is what he said. "My momma told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman I would turn to stone, I felt something get hard, so I ran!"