Deej reads comment. Realizes what is going on. He gets into the Sparrow (his pet name for his motorcycle). Halfway to Bungie HQ he runs out of gas. Deej trudges across deserts, swims across seas, hikes through jungles, and climbs up mountains to get to his destination. He finally reaches the building, drenched in sweat, covered in sores and bug bites. He reaches the top floor, tired and dehydrated, he could pass out at any second. A man, no, a legend in a swivel chair slowly turns to face Deej, his helmet glistening in the sunlight cast by the large, open roof. "Master Chief..." Deej musters up, "MiniTRex6789... he is quitting!" Master Chief ponders this for a second, "We knew this day would come. Deej, get me the button!" Deej takes his replica Gravity Hammer and smashes a glass case to the left. Deej hands the contents of the box to Master Chief. A beep is heard. All of a sudden there is a loud bang and confetti pops out. A banner reading [b]No body Cares[/b] is lowered. Master Chief says to Deej, "Thanks. Don't forget to tell me when somebody quits.., I love the button" I got the idea from somebody else. I refined it.