However, I don't want to slide my penis between 2 consoles and cover it with my baby gravy.
It works much better with boobs.
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I dunno, the glossy surface of the PS4 feels good.....
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Why masturbate when the smooth surface of a close by gaming platform can do the job just as well.
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exactly. plus you don't have to pay extra for a white PS4 when you paint it yourself, know what I mean? huehuehue.
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The only problem is we have cats. If one of them happened to rub up against my playstation and get herself covered in man juice and my wife found it .... that would take some explaining.
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not really, all you did was fu[b]c[/b]kherrightinthepussy!