"Did you see that Hunter? How many times do you need to adjust your hood before you finally get it right?"
Yeah? Well -blam!- you, too, Fodder Awoken Guard #57.
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#Destiny
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I wonder if I can join the Fallen... I can't just have them insult our cloaks and let them live!
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i heard petra say she is 'glad to be back in the field' aka in my guardian's helmet
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They thought I was wearing an inflatable ring on my arm. Yeah, because I'm, "Scared of drowning in the Reef."
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Variks asked me if he could have my ghost.
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My favourite is the "Did you see that guy with tentacles on his face?" (not an exact quote)... too much!
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The new cryptark said he was interested in warlocks
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Heard one call Ikora Rey a magical terrorist.
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My personal favorite: "Incoming package.. Oh.. Error code: Caterpillar? What is that?" From the new postmaster
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I heard one say "TITAN MASTER RACE" before she turned her wrist to the side and pretended to fire a Vestian Dynasty while going *blucka blucka* So crazy.
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Ives called me a titan while i was a hunter and then a random awoken bitch was standing behind me saying "outsider, outsider, outsider, outsider......" my hunter may be awoken but for god sakes they're assholes.
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The only nice two are by the screen with the guant red line on it. One complimented my shoulders and where saying how cool i looked. Also they said to "go get those wolves" or something like that
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Ran around it as a Titan. Heard a guard ask me "What's that thing you're wearing around your waist? A towel?"
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Veriks called my exo character a machine
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I heard the roving Guard mention that she once drank with Cayde-6. Said that he's one that can hold his drink. (Didn't know Exos can get their drink on) Paying your respects to Cayde-6 almost makes up for all the insults they fling.
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They just don't appreciate dashing cloaks. The prince does I guess but he's a jerk.
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Edited by A Blue Illusion: 5/23/2015 4:17:56 PMThis is why we can't draw weapons in social areas... Would be nice if we could have some way of responding though. It wouldn't have to be anything over dramatic... I'd settle for a 'Finger of Havoc'.
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I had the Cryptarch tell me "Goodbye, Guardian." Immediately after that I got "contacting Destiny Servers" and then disconnected. Lol I recorded a clip. It should be the last thing I recorded on my account.
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I heard one insult Ikora. That's going WAY to far
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haha I heard Petra say "I told that hunter he's already captured me. He didn't laugh at all" or something like that hahaha (I was a male hunter at the time)
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What happened to that cut scene with the queens brother? I still wanna kick his ass
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I heard one of the guards or Petra say they dated a warlock and that they were the worst lol
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Hahaha
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Edited by CozMcKilljoy: 5/23/2015 9:21:56 PMI keep waiting for them to shriek and cower before me yelling "Handsome! Handsome! Handsome!" But alas... It hasn't happened.
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They said to my warlock "I didn't know warlocks wear jewelry" -blam!- you douche. Nice bra bitch
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They're pissy at us because I clogged the toilet, which apparently is the only one at the outpost. Don't blame me, blame the poor building scheme.
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Oh yeah they are rude, they have a comment about pretty much everybody in the tower. The new cryptarch says "Rahool's brain must have gone to mush since I left." No idea why they are, probably for being away from normal people for so long.