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Edited by Kenji Kazuma: 7/2/2015 5:58:19 AM
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Post the funniest joke you know! :)

I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!! EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going! EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses My god...
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  • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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