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Edited by Kenji Kazuma:
7/2/2015 5:58:19 AM
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Post the funniest joke you know! :)
I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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2 RepliesThat wizard It came from the moon
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2 RepliesWhy don't you hit a black person on a bike? [spoiler]the bike might be yours [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWhy do black people believe in god? Because it's the only father they know. What sound did the train make when it was heading to a Concentration camp? JEW JEW
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[quote]I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!! EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going![/quote] What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?[spoiler]Santa goes down the Chimney[/spoiler]
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PLEASE READ ITS A LOG In magical forest on a lake there is a fish looking up and it sees a fly 6 inches above the water and the fish thinks of that fly drops 6 inches I can eat that fly for dinner. On the shore is a bear and he says if the fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly and I can get the fish. Behind the bear is a hunter who sees the bear and says if the fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish and I can get the bear. Now there is a mouse near the hunter saying if the fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear and I can get his crackers. Now there is a cat sitting on a hill watching all of this waiting for everything to fall into place. The fly drops 6 inches the fish gets the fly the bear gets the fish and the cat starts running for the mouse the hunger gets the bear and the cat trips and falls into the lake. The moral of the story every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet
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Edited by ToxicNinja264: 6/30/2015 8:20:08 AMWhat kind of train eats too much? A CHEW CHEW train.
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2 RepliesA black man walks in a shop with an exotic parrot on his shoulder. Cashier: Wow that is quiet an exotic thing there where did you get it? Parrot: Africa
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1 ReplyMy life
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What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
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Destiny
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A myth by the name of Jesus walks into a motel and slams 3 nails on the counter, looks at the clerk and says "put me up for the night"
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Hio Kermit the Frog here. Today Mickey came in my office today and said " Hi ya pal! So how is going with you and ms. Piggy." " Same way as you and Minnie." " Hows that funny?" " Theyre both dead." Mick loses his sjit laghing and both of us look out to their graves. "Well cant keep you from work im busy trapping humanity" " Good luck". And where was i oh yes still making [b]50 shades of green[/b].
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Excuse me sir you dropped your pocket *guy looks down for his pocket Hysterical
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What do you call a magic owl? [spoiler]HOO-dini!!![/spoiler]
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If water is H(2)O, what is ice? [spoiler]H(2)O cubed.[/spoiler]
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Three Scotsmen go to church. When the collection plate is passed round, one faints and the other two carry him out
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5 RepliesName something you put in your mouth but don't swallow. DEEZ NUTZ
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3 RepliesHey girl do you have a sync plate in your pants? Because my spire is rising...
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1 ReplyWomen's rights [spoiler] nah just playin [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWomen's rights [spoiler]please don't take this seriously[/spoiler]
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Knock knock Who's there I forgot
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Feminism
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The aristocrats.
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1 ReplySo there is a fly hovering over a river. In the river there is a fish that thinks " if the fly would drop, I could eat the fly." Next to the river there is a bear, who thinks "if the fly dropped, the fish would eat the fly, and I would eat the fish." Sitting in the shadows several meters away from the best is a hunter, who thinks "if the fly dropped, the fish would eat the fly, the bear would eat the fish, and I could shoot the bear." The hunter brought some crackers with him, and a mouse waits near the crackers thinking "if the fly would drop, the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the Hunter would get the bear, giving me enough time to steal the crackers." A cat is stalking the mouse, and he thinks "if the fly would drop, the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would get the bear, the mouse would steal the crackers, and I can get the mouse." Finally, the fly drops and everything goes according to plan, except the cat falls in the river, Moral of the story:[spoiler]every time a fly drops a pussy gets wet[/spoiler] TLDR: A story about a fly and a fish becomes an innuendo,
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A suicide bomber walks into a bar... That's it cuz everyone's dead i made that up btw so it kinda sucks
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2 RepliesEdited by Tastycow5: 6/25/2015 11:21:48 PMRoses are black Violets are black Everything's black Bitch I'm blind
