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Edited by Kenji Kazuma:
7/2/2015 5:58:19 AM
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Post the funniest joke you know! :)
I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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#Offtopic
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15 RepliesWhat's the difference between an elderly person and a slinky? [spoiler]absolutely nothing they are both useless and are fun to watch when you shove em down a flight of stairs[/spoiler]
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This was probably already posted, but... [spoiler]women's rights.[/spoiler]
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Edited by FlAgtWash: 8/1/2015 2:40:44 AMWhy are lawyers good in bed? They get to much practice
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3 RepliesEdited by monky: 6/27/2015 12:45:33 AMWhy did billy fall off the swing? [spoiler]he had no arms[/spoiler] Knock knock. Who's there? [spoiler]not billy [/spoiler]
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Why are all the stereos in the hood the same? [spoiler]Trick question, the black people stole then all[/spoiler] [spoiler]not racist, just find racist jokes amusing [/spoiler]
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Your life !!!!! (Loud group of mostly minorities scream and yell oooooooooohhhh!)
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9 RepliesA guy walked into a bar and met a man. He said to this man "will you give me $10,000 if I pee all over that bartender and make him happy?" Then the man accepted the bet and then the other man proceeded to walk over to the bartender and bet him $100 that he could pee into a shot glass without spilling a drop. Then, he proceeded to pee all over the bartender, which made the bartender happy that he won the bet. He then walked over to the other man demanding his money. [spoiler]sorry everyone this joke sucks[/spoiler]
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Guess What Chicken Butt
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3 RepliesTwo women were sitting quietly *ba dum tss*
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7 RepliesEdited by SSG ACM: 6/5/2015 10:03:40 PM[spoiler]I don't mean to be offensive.[/spoiler]True Story/Joke: What did the California Anchormen call the Asian pilots who crashed an international jumbo jet at a San Francisco Airport on live television?[spoiler]Wi Tu Low, Ho Lee Phuk, Bang Ding Ow, Captain Sum Ting Wong.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesA blonde walked into a tech store and said to the man running the the store 'can i buy that TV?' The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes.' So the blonde ,quite annoyed, walked outside and put on a red wig. She then walked into the store and asked to buy the TV. The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes.' So the blonde, very annoyed, walked outside and put on a black wig. She then walked inside and asked to buy the TV. The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes'. The blonde, now furious, took of her wig and shouted at the man 'HOW THE -blam!- DI YOU KNOW I WAS BLONDE?!?!' The man coolly replied ' well it's not a TV its a toaster. ' Courtesy of my m8
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20 RepliesRoses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse [spoiler]im gonna get so many people calling me a desticle[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? A couch can support a family [spoiler]im half black so it makes it ok. Please don't take this seriously[/spoiler]
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My doctor said I can't lift anything for 2 weeks after surgery [spoiler]so I have to pee sitting down[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThree men are walking through a jungle, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a redneck. They are captured by a horde of cannibals. "Men, you are to be eaten. You will kill yourselves, then we will eat your meat, and stretch out your skin for our canoes" The Frenchman pulls out a handgun, "For France!" He caps himself. The Englishman pulls out a machete, "God save the queen!" He slits his throat. The redneck pulls out a fork and repeatedly stabs himself all over, screaming "-blam!- YOUR CANOES! ROLL TIDE!"
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1 ReplyIf I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich.
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OP's life.
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2 RepliesElderly man was driving his brad new corvette with his top down when he noticed a state trooper was tailing him. He speed up to 100+ and the trooper flashed on his lights. He finally pulled over, the trooper asked him @ "Its 5:30 on Friday, if u give me a good reason I'll let you go." The man thought awhile and then said "My wife ran off with a state trooper an I thought you were bringing her back." "You may go." Said the trooper.
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NOT MINE BUT YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/review/B000KKNQBK/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5/ref=cm_cr_dp_aw_rw2?cursor=2&sort=rd&vs=1
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4 RepliesWhat do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor
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Edited by Spinal 11: 7/27/2015 3:31:26 PMWhy do you not pick up a girl from the bar who has a black eye? [spoiler]you know she doesn't listen [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesHitler came back to life. He's going to kill six million Jews and two clowns. "Why two clowns?" See? Nobody cares about the Jews.
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Drake vs Meek Mill
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What do you call a Mexican that's mowing a lawn? [spoiler]a landscaper[/spoiler]
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