I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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#Offtopic
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What do you say to a chick with a black eye? [spoiler]nothing that hasn't already been said [/spoiler]
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Something came in the mail today....[spoiler]DEEZ NUTS[/spoiler]
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What did one plate say to the other... [what] I'm having a hell of a time[*<>*]
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How many guardians does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]100. 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain the lightbulb is to good and that it should be nerfed[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between Bungie and Hasbro? [spoiler]Bungie has more nerfed guns[/spoiler]
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Your life. [spoiler]I'm so cool and original[/spoiler]
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(The funniest joke ever is written here)
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Donald trump
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A black guy with a parrot walk into a bar. The bartender said "oh what a magnificent creature. where did you get it?" "Africa" said the parrot
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I saw a lady walk towards a door. Being the nice person I am I opened it for her. Instead of a thank her and everyone else on the airplane started screaming.
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Knock knock
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what worse than finding a worm in your apple? [spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a tree and children? [spoiler]Trees don't scream when you chop 'em[/spoiler]
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Why are pirates pirates? Because they aaaaaaaargh!
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Heisenberg is driving down the road. A copper pulls him over and says, "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."
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Edited by Ahsinjii: 8/24/2015 8:06:06 AMI saw my brothers mate yesterday. I said, "You really shouldn't be doing that... you're brothers."
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Edited by whiteLI0N: 9/4/2015 7:30:06 PMHow can you tell the difference between a polish woman and a catfish? One has whiskers,[spoiler]the others a fish[/spoiler]
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What color does a baby turn when you put it in a blender? [spoiler]i don't know I was to busy masturbating [/spoiler]
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What do you get when you mix a zebra with a rhino? [spoiler]zebrino[/spoiler]
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Deez nuts ha godeem
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What's red and bad for your teeth [spoiler]a brick[/spoiler]
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