I wanna see who can make me laugh the hardest :) I laugh really easily, so anyone could win honestly. I will rate the joke 1-10 on each one, so get to it!!
EDIT: Dang my first post and above 300 posts.. Thanks guys :D I laughed at some of these :p
EDIT: 850+ replies???! You guys are awesome! :D
EDIT: 1000 REPLIES? OMG amazing guys! This is my first successful post! Keep it going!
EDIT: 1500.. *takes off glasses
My god...
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all these dark jokes arent even funny any more...
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What do you a Mexican without a lawnmower? [spoiler]Unemployed[/spoiler]
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Found on another post. What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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The WNBA.
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What do you call a rabbit with a lot of fleas? [spoiler]Bugs Bunny[/spoiler] Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? [spoiler]Have you ever seen their fingers?[/spoiler] What's considered good eyesight for a fly? [spoiler]20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20...[/spoiler] What did the sea say to the sand? [spoiler]Nothing, it just waved.[/spoiler] What has four wheels and flies? [spoiler]A Garbage truck.[/spoiler] What do you call a clairvoyant short person who just broke out of prison? [spoiler]A Small medium at large.[/spoiler] What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? [spoiler]It's hind legs.[/spoiler] Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? [spoiler]He didn't have any body to dance with...[/spoiler] I could go on, but I better not... :)
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Why isn't there a walmart in Afghanistan, because theres a target around every corner
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What did one orphan say to the other? [spoiler]"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"[/spoiler]
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Edited by Locker: 9/30/2015 4:51:15 AMI'm sorry for the joke I'm about to say but still it's wrong on so many levels yet so funny at the same time. But here goes : now by no means am I a racist and nobody should be making fun of what I'm going to be making fun of but with all that said here goes : Obviously it's better with the P WORD but ... Why don't Jews eat vagina :[spoiler]im sorry next spoiler[/spoiler] [spoiler]its too close to the gas chamber[/spoiler] I'm sorry . I think I hear the ban hammer
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What do orphans get for Christmas! [spoiler]lonely[/spoiler]
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Hello hello let's have some fun But when I came out to my dad He said "I have no son."
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anyone still playing destiny at this point.
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So a guy walks into a bar to meet up with friends, he was almost a hour late though. His friends immediately start asking where he was and why he wasn't answering his phone, to which he replies, "look guys, so as I was driving here I saw a girl tied to the railroad tracks right down the road." He took a huge drink of beer and continued, "I ended up untying her and one thing leads to another, we had sex." All of his friends start high fiving him, then one asks "did you get some head!?" The man sets his beer down and replies "nah, I couldn't find it."
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What do you call a black pilot? [spoiler]Pilot[/spoiler]
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Why don't Mexicans have an Olympic team? [spoiler] Because all the people who could jump, run and swim are across the border. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just take it as a joke. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings.[/spoiler]
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Knock, knock. Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? O dats nassty
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Why do enviromentalists love Destiny? [spoiler]Because everything is recycled.[/spoiler]
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When I look up at the stars, I think of you... because you're only beautiful from a distance.
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what are a kidnappers favourite shoes? [spoiler]white vans[/spoiler] what do you call 100 jews on a train? [spoiler]whatever you want, they arent coming back[/spoiler]
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[quote]There's things that I don't want to come across in my show that I worry often come across about me people don't realize it's an act up here I don't want you to think that I think I'm better than other people or that I know better than people anyway sorry this is a song from the perspective of god[/quote] by bo burnham in his album what From the perspective of god
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What do you call a cross dressing bug from space? [spoiler]a venus fly trap....[/spoiler] What do you call a dog at a bakery? [spoiler]a beagle[/spoiler] I had others, but I forgot em..... Oh yeah! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Ok... Here it is... Once there was a game that everybody loved, everybody played, and everybody completed. But then, dlc's came out for it and it started to stink. This game is... [spoiler]Call Of Duty[/spoiler]
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ( plz no hate )
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Me: Why the chicken cross the road You: Why? Me: To go to the retards house You: that's stupid Me : knock knock You: who's there Me: THE CHICKEN!!!
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bushels
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What do you say to a chick with a black eye? [spoiler]nothing that hasn't already been said [/spoiler]